I Must Write The Script For This Show

TheEldritchGod

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But I Have No Idea What It Is About.
Off the top of my head, I have this vision of someone watching this video then a pop-up appears:

"Would you like to participate in our free 30-Trial?"

The person clicks, thinking it is a gag, then winds up on this spaceship, except it's a disaster. The thing looks like it's been through a hundred space battles and is barely holding itself together. There are flickering screens as the person explores the remains and finds an AI that is still trying to sell the ship to someone, only to find the original creators' civilization collapsed thousands of years ago and now, even in its smashed condition, it is still the finest ship in the galaxy because nobody knows how to make anything even close.
 
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TheEldritchGod

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Bah. You have demonstrated elsewhere you have no love for the cringe.

"Ah you think cringe is your ally? You merely adopted the cringe. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see proper story structure until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!"​

 

RepresentingWrath

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Bah. You have demonstrated elsewhere you have no love for the cringe.

"Ah you think cringe is your ally? You merely adopted the cringe. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see proper story structure until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!"​

I've never said I love cringe, in fact I dislike it, and I dislike you(cause you were born in cringe). :blob_hmph:
 

Lloyd

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That video was the pinnacle of not getting it.
 

J_Chemist

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There was so much purple and blue it all melded together and I forgot what I was watching for like ten seconds.
 

TheEldritchGod

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I've never said I love cringe, in fact I dislike it, and I dislike you(cause you were born in cringe). :blob_hmph:
I see I now have new nemesis.
Brian Boitano will just have to wait for a while.
SOMEDAY I SHALL BEAT YOUR 1988 OLYMPIC HIGH SCORE IN FIGURE SKATING, BRIAN BOITANO!!

But not today.

not... TODAY.
 
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