minionlover
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I still vividly remember a wet dream I had a few years back. By remember I mean incoherent events that happened within the dream.
For some reason I was drag racing on a scary-ass hill with a road at times thinner than a thong and at times wider than your mom. There weren't any other racers, and I was driving a monster truck (felt like a mish-mash of Hot Wheels and Scooby-Doo).
At some point I had parked my monster truck at the bottom of the hill drinking... something, I don't what it was but it made my groin feel tingling. Then out of nowhere, I was talking to Gwen Tennyson from freaking Ben 10 about how my Omnitrix wasn't working while I stood there with my bottom half completely naked.
I slammed the Omnitrix as I suddenly transformed into some abhorrent orgasmic abomination composed of tentacles, an abnormally large leg and penis, and other fleshy bits.
I then found myself having sex with Gwen Tennyson as she put her hands on the monster truck's tire to stabilize herself. I was still in that... form.
I then woke up with a raging boner wanting to pee. It was not fun.
That was one of the last wet dreams I ever had.
For some reason I was drag racing on a scary-ass hill with a road at times thinner than a thong and at times wider than your mom. There weren't any other racers, and I was driving a monster truck (felt like a mish-mash of Hot Wheels and Scooby-Doo).
At some point I had parked my monster truck at the bottom of the hill drinking... something, I don't what it was but it made my groin feel tingling. Then out of nowhere, I was talking to Gwen Tennyson from freaking Ben 10 about how my Omnitrix wasn't working while I stood there with my bottom half completely naked.
I slammed the Omnitrix as I suddenly transformed into some abhorrent orgasmic abomination composed of tentacles, an abnormally large leg and penis, and other fleshy bits.
I then found myself having sex with Gwen Tennyson as she put her hands on the monster truck's tire to stabilize herself. I was still in that... form.
I then woke up with a raging boner wanting to pee. It was not fun.
That was one of the last wet dreams I ever had.
