I can still say the pledge of allegiance.

[CrimsonGenius]

Thanks school years for helping me memorize something more important than STEM. I’ll need it for all the sports games I may not go to.

Seriously if I probably would’ve gotten good marks I’d go with that tone.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Ahhh... I remember the first time I took the oath of allegiance. I had worked out the exact conditions that had allowed me to subvert that oath and cost Mmmrrrtttrrrth control of the third plane of resplendent agony.

Good for you for having memorized your oath of allegiance. Always keep your oaths in mind. It's important to never break your oaths lest the unfolders arrive to extract thier... past due payment.

 

[Santaisblue]

Okay? You do realize that you can learn stuff on your own, right?

 

[Anonjohn20]

Thanks school years for helping me memorize something more important than STEM. I’ll need it for all the sports games I may not go to.

Seriously if I probably would’ve gotten good marks I’d go with that tone.

I mean, if you were struggling with the S (science) and the M (math) that school did teach you, then it's no wonder that they stuck to something simpler. You were born too late for the coal mines, too early for "universal basic income," just in time to complain about a supposed lack of education in forums.