I’m going to be forced into the military

Lloyd

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Just go crazy and get sent to the mental hospital. You are already half way there, plus they can't send you to the army.
 
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Break a leg (literally), they won't let you in then. Or have bad eyesight like me and wear glasses
 

LAJistics

Is it gay, if it's with a futa?
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Just go crazy and get sent to the mental hospital. You are already half way there, plus they can't send you to the army.
Some countries will allow a guardian to take over your inheritance if you are deemed unfit to keep it yourself.

I am solely basing this off of 'Suckerpunch'.
 

Alfir

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Hide, go off the grid, and disown your parents. It's too extreme, but yeah it'll work... somehow.
 
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