I ran a finger along her neck and leaned in close. "Usually you drink my blood... but today I'm going to drink your blood like fine wine."
She flushed and stared at me with wide eyes, arms still over her head from where I had chained her. "But... but that's not how it works," she whined softly.
"...and then eat your flesh like steak," I continued.
She nodded after a moment. "...weird smut angle, but I'm down to try anything once."
"Hey hey hey, this is not smut," I quickly clarified. "We're not doing this in like, in a lewd way. That's not what the requester wanted."
"...this is a reverse vore scenario, isn't it inherently lewd?"
I laid a finger against her lips. "Shhhh. Smut is in the eye of the beholder."
She nibbled at my finger with her vampiric teeth and fluttered her eyelashes at me.
However, I remained resolute, and flicked her in the forehead softly. "Just because this is literally cannibalism, doesn't mean it's smut! Cannibalism can also be gruesome dark horror stuff, you know."
"Fiiiiine. You probably shouldn't have chained me up like this, though."
"You can throw a little titillation in gruesome dark horror stuff, it's fine."
"Where's the line?"
"...look, discussing this isn't making it less smut, just more silly. I'm going to cut you and harvest your blood now, and I guess we'll do a cut in case that in itself is too lewd."
She pouted. "Awwwh, I was looking forwards to an onscreen harvesting."
"No, you'd be too into it, and people would get the wrong idea."
"If I screamed and cried and begged for mercy, would that help?"
"...I feel like some people would still get off on that. Maybe next time, when someone requests smut specifically."
A little time passed, and the camera focused on the window, looking down on her estate outside her castle.
Despite her screams and writhing that, I must assure you, were entirely nonsexual, I had harvested a chunk of flesh from her, and had drained some of her blood into a wine glass, and put them on a little table with a nice tablecloth.
She lay back against the wall she was chained too, panting, her eyes slightly dazed from the pain, and definitely not from anything else, shhhh, get your mind out of the gutter... seriously, what's wrong with you? I can't help you if you make this into smut, you know?
I put her flesh in my mouth -- just to be clear, this is a chunk of flesh that has been cut out of her, as opposed to anything that's still attached to her, definitely not a sexual thing -- but before I could even chew the foul chunk, my body reflexively spit it out, and I felt like I was about to vomit.
"...oh, right. That is technically long-dead flesh. Just searing it a little isn't going to remove the human aversion to devouring putrefied meat." Her voice was amused.
"Let's see if you're still laughing when I drink your blood."
She watched with interest as I took a sip from the wine glass, then immediately spit out her blood and made a face.
I sighed. "Sorry."
A slight shrug of her shoulders. "Just as well. It's not that unusual in vampire stories when you drink vampire blood, you become one. I'm not sure if this is one of those, though."
I shuddered, and stepped back. "If I did... then you couldn't drink my blood! Yeah, let's swap back roles now." I unchained her, and she swept me up into her arms and pressed a kiss against my lips, then little kisses trailing down my cheek and my neck.
"Thanks for keeping your gender vague enough so anyone could self-insert easily into you, pet... I'm going to suck your blood now," she said softly.
My body shuddered in fear and anticipation. "But not in a smutty way," I clarified softly.
She laughed darkly as she wrapped her arm around my waist to hold me in place as she licked my neck like she did right before she sunk her fangs into me, eliciting a soft whine from my lips. "No, my dear blood pet-- not in a smutty way at all."