How much would you pay for a cuddle buddy? (Poll)

[minacia]

The Magical Girl of Insomnia and Cookies transmigrated you to an isekai universe. Because she is mean, she decided to curse you instead of giving you any cheats. Isn't that cruel???​

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The main feature of your curse is that it's impossible for you to fall sleep unless you're cuddling someone.​

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Since you are a transmigrator in an unfamiliar universe, you don't know anyone, you don't have any friends, and you have no money/food/items. You spend the first few days walking around homeless on the streets, trying to scrape together any odd jobs that you can get, and you only get a small amount of money that is barely enough to feed yourself.​

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Unfortunately, since you haven't found anyone to sleep with, you are now sleep-deprived for 3 days straight.​

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You briefly considered selling yourself in the brothel, but the tavern owner informs you that many nasty STDs are rampant in this isekai universe (nearly everyone in the sex industry suffers from them) and there's zero concept of condoms or other sexual protection. They highly advise against going to the brothel except as an absolute last resort because it's literally filthy.​

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Some of the the people in the bar overhear your plight, and they offer to share their bed with you.... provided that you pay them cash.​

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Note that they make it clear that they don't want any sexual or X-rated stuff in bed. It would be purely platonic cuddling.​

1. How much would you be willing to pay for cuddles, so that you are able to sleep?

2. Would the gender/appearance of the cuddler make any difference in the amount you'd be willing to pay?

3. How would you approach this isekai life? What is the fastest way to get a cuddle buddy?

4. Suppose that an ugly person comes up to you and say they'd be happy to sleep with you for free... but they have a creepy look in their eyes, and it's obvious to you that they're thinking X-rated things. Is paying for a cuddle buddy safer than finding one for free?

5. Suppose that a friend yours said they had this cuddle-curse. Would you agree to cuddle and sleep with them?

 

[minacia]

*gets a dog*

Rejected! The poll isn't interesting unless the cuddler is human (or similar)!

 

[AdLeto]

A blessing in disguise

 

[Freesia.Cutepearl]

Magical Girl of Insomnia and Cookies

I'm innocent I swear!

I- it was @Yorda! Yeah! Precisely exactly, indubitably completely @Yorda

 

[Freesia.Cutepearl]

I voted $10 because I imagine it's an easy amount to pilfer,
and I found someone and just swipe $10 from their wallet every night
and pay them back their own money in the morning.

 

[Deleted member 29316]

I'm used to being alone, so I cuddle myself.

 

[Deleted member 29316]

1. How much would you be willing to pay for cuddles, so that you are able to sleep?
As I said earlier, I'm used to being alone, so I cuddle myself.

2. Would the gender/appearance of the cuddler make any difference in the amount you'd be willing to pay?
Nope. I won't avail it anyway.

3. How would you approach this isekai life? What is the fastest way to get a cuddle buddy?
Just a soft pillow would do. I'm quick to fall asleep, as long as I put my head unto it.

4. Suppose that an ugly person comes up to you and say they'd be happy to sleep with you for free... but they have a creepy look in their eyes, and it's obvious to you that they're thinking X-rated things. Is paying for a cuddle buddy safer than finding one for free?
NOPE. NYET. NON. NADA! I mean I'm fine sleeping with someone regardless of their looks, but x-rated stuff is a no-no...even if she's a beautiful girl, as long as she's not the one in my heart. I'd like to be faithful to the girl I love.

5. Suppose that a friend yours said they had this cuddle-curse. Would you agree to cuddle and sleep with them?
Err...if that would help my friend...

 

[Freesia.Cutepearl]

Cuddles Here!
Only $14.99!

Billed hourly, in 4 hour chunks, non-refundable, session may be terminated at any time for any reason without refund, we reserve the right to deny anyone for any reason, you agree not to hold us liable for any discomfort, sickness, injury, dismemberment, death, or property damages, not responsible for client's personal property, we are not responsible for lost or stolen items

 

[OneRanter]

Cuddles Here!
Only $14.99!

Billed hourly, in 4 hour chunks, non-refundable, session may be terminated at any time for any reason without refund, we reserve the right to deny anyone for any reason, you agree not to hold us liable for any discomfort, sickness, injury, dismemberment, death, or property damages, not responsible for client's personal property, we are not responsible for lost or stolen items

This One Ranter is almost certain that would be illegal in multiple countries! /(>.<)\

 

[Nahrenne]

The Magical Girl of Insomnia and Cookies transmigrated you to an isekai universe. Because she is mean, she decided to curse you instead of giving you any cheats. Isn't that cruel???​

​

The main feature of your curse is that it's impossible for you to fall sleep unless you're cuddling someone.​

​

Since you are a transmigrator in an unfamiliar universe, you don't know anyone, you don't have any friends, and you have no money/food/items. You spend the first few days walking around homeless on the streets, trying to scrape together any odd jobs that you can get, and you only get a small amount of money that is barely enough to feed yourself.​

​

Unfortunately, since you haven't found anyone to sleep with, you are now sleep-deprived for 3 days straight.​

​

You briefly considered selling yourself in the brothel, but the tavern owner informs you that many nasty STDs are rampant in this isekai universe (nearly everyone in the sex industry suffers from them) and there's zero concept of condoms or other sexual protection. They highly advise against going to the brothel except as an absolute last resort because it's literally filthy.​

​

Some of the the people in the bar overhear your plight, and they offer to share their bed with you.... provided that you pay them cash.​

​

Note that they make it clear that they don't want any sexual or X-rated stuff in bed. It would be purely platonic cuddling.​

1. How much would you be willing to pay for cuddles, so that you are able to sleep?

2. Would the gender/appearance of the cuddler make any difference in the amount you'd be willing to pay?

3. How would you approach this isekai life? What is the fastest way to get a cuddle buddy?

4. Suppose that an ugly person comes up to you and say they'd be happy to sleep with you for free... but they have a creepy look in their eyes, and it's obvious to you that they're thinking X-rated things. Is paying for a cuddle buddy safer than finding one for free?

5. Suppose that a friend yours said they had this cuddle-curse. Would you agree to cuddle and sleep with them?

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1. Half the cost for the room I'd be occupying with them - which I assume would be a similar rate to the tavern, or even possibly in the tavern.
2. '-'
I don't think so?
3. I'd ask the tavern owner since they seem like a nice person, what with them warning me about the brothel. Plus I could say I'd be willing to work there as payment.
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4. I would have them sign a contract with a witness when a payment/transaction is made.
Creepy/suspicious people wouldn't even get a chance to talk with me cos I'd be hiding behind the tavern owner out of fear.
5. '-'
You mean in real life?
Show me someone who will be my friend in real life so I can think about it.
More likely to cuddle a guy than a girl, though.
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My main problem with this is I have an aversion to strangers and I really can't see myself having been able to get a job in this other world. I'm more likely to have died by accident in a ditch somewhere first.
orz


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[Alienix]

I have imoutos who will hug me for free

 

[CL]

I don't know how to answer this because if I'm three days sleep deprived I'd be a totally different person.

 

[Freesia.Cutepearl]

I don't know how to answer this because if I'm three days sleep deprived I'd be a totally different person.

So what you're saying is...

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A sleep deprived you is like
me without coffee?

 

[CL]

So what you're saying is...

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A sleep deprived you is like
me without coffee?

I'd be an emotional wreck after day 2. As for the third day without sleep, I have no idea what kind of person I'd become. I can theorize I would probably assault a random somebody and just hug them until sleep finally kicked in.

 

[Freesia.Cutepearl]

I'd be an emotional wreck after day 2. As for the third day without sleep, I have no idea what kind of person I'd become. I can theorize I would probably assault a random somebody and just hug them until sleep finally kicked in.

Hmmm......

A wild Writing Prompt appears!

"A person who cannot go X amount of time without coffee or they hug the first person they see and fall asleep."

 

[Vaxel00]

Seems like a cute village girl is about to be surprise adopted.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Aw, you made this difficult by throwing in the STDs. *sigh* Fine, I'll pay for it. Then, I'll start making condoms from animal guts and selling them to the brothels.