How do I say "Lol no" in a more respectable manner?

Agentt

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How do I say "Lol no, fuck you." in a more respectable manner?

It's for a formal occasion where I shall be talking with my incel elder brother after a long time.
 
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Agentt said:
How do I say "Lol no, fuck you." in a more respectable manner?

It's for a formal occasion where I shall be talking with my incel elder brother after a long time.
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Perchance you thought that I would discombobulate myself in such a manner that would allow you to put your meatstick into my sewage holes and accept defeat? I may say that you deem yourself the top dog of the lowliest cesspool.

Or if that's a bit too cultured:

I think you require a little lesson on absolute nope.
 
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Agentt said:
How do I say "Lol no, fuck you." in a more respectable manner?

It's for a formal occasion where I shall be talking with my incel elder brother after a long time.
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Do you want something that tells them to go away, or something that dismisses their words? :blob_hmm_two: :blob_cookie:
Or both? :blob_hmm_two: :blob_cookie:
 
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Agentt said:
That would actually be very perfect for the occasion!

He told me to stop wearing comfy loose clothes because he thinks I look too girly in them
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Well, this is what I keep handy to copy and paste:
"Thanks for your thorough and thoughtful review. I will keep your suggestions in mind for my next rewrite."

You could tailor it to something like:
"Thanks for your considerate and insightful opinion. I will keep your suggestion in mind for the next time I go shopping."
 
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Agentt said:
How do I say "Lol no, fuck you." in a more respectable manner?

It's for a formal occasion where I shall be talking with my incel elder brother after a long time.
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"i wish we were better strangers."
or maybe
"You're not the dumbest person in the world, but you better hope they don't die."
Or my personal favorite.
"The saddest day in my life was when our father shot you into our mother's womb instead of the wall."
 
Agentt

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K5Rakitan said:
Well, this is what I keep handy to copy and paste:
"Thanks for your thorough and thoughtful review. I will keep your suggestions in mind for my next rewrite."

You could tailor it to something like:
"Thanks for your considerate and insightful opinion. I will keep your suggestion in mind for the next time I go shopping."
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P-perfect!
I just sent it to my brother!
 
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Just say:

"Excuse me dear brother, but your style in fashion is the reason you haven't been laid. I would suggest you dress like me if you wish to change your fate."

Then do a bow and walk away.
I guess I was late.
 
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