Back in mah day, we say ‘Hi’ like proper folks, not dis lazy ‘Hey’ y’all young’uns be throwin’ ‘round like ya ain’t got no manners! I swear, ‘Hey’ is fer horse, ain’t no fer people, ya know? Ain’t no respect left in dis world! If ya wanna greet somebody right, ya tip yer hat an’ speak from de heart, ya see? Dat how we do it, an’ we havin’ ourselves a real good time doin’ it too!