Help me help all of you make millions of dollars

[Deleted member 133647]

Alright kids, we got to brainstorm a new burger king whopper so we can win the contest and make money. Someone's gonna submit for us (make sure to take screenshots so they cant claim we didn't make it) then we split it.

 

[Nexus_English]

good plan lemme think while i'm eating this cookie

 

[Corty]

A piece of wood.


I’ll call it the asswhopper

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Well, these days, we have to get in the mindset of the judge. Since most corporations have gone woke, I assume the judges will be as well. Clearly the new whopper has to be transgender and have its own unique pronouns.

EDIT: also, it is far more important WHO presents the new whopper. Do we have any disabled, PoC, female/transgender with half her/its head shaved and the other half dyed an unnatural color, like teal? Tattoos and body piercings are a bonus.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

A piece of wood.


I’ll call it the asswhopper

Is it related to @APieceOfRock?

 

[Deleted member 1244]

new burger king whopper

A whopper with a golden ticket inside with a 1 in a million chance to win 1 million dollars.

I call it the "who wants to be a millionaire" whopper.

 

[Kureous]

A whopper with a golden ticket inside with a 1 in a million chance to win 1 million dollars.

I call it the "who wants to be a millionaire" whopper.

The name's too long...

 

[Deleted member 133647]

The name's too long...

Millionare's Whopper?

 

[Kureous]

Millionare's Whopper?

That's better

 

[J_Chemist]

I am already on track to be a millionaire. You're gonna have to sell harder.

 

[RepresentingSilence]

We could just do what the government does and take it from citizens under threat of imprisonment and enslavement at gun point or just print a bunch of it

 

[Deleted member 1244]

I am already on track to be a millionaire. You're gonna have to sell harder.

Now imagine being a 2 millionaire.

 

[J_Chemist]

Now imagine being a 2 millionaire.

Oh... Oh fuck

 

[Kenjona]

A Transwhopper: A fish patty on top of a beef patty, pickles, diced onions and remoulade sauce. Deluxe version would have Lettuce Tomato and Onions of course.

 

[Sola-sama]

Is it related to @APieceOfRock?

DO you have some kind of grudge to the pebble or something

 

[Deleted member 84247]

DO you have some kind of grudge to the pebble or something

No! I want her to notice me!

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

Monkey purposes banana!

 

[RepresentingCaution]

I've gotten into making healthy popsicles for my kid, so maybe that in ice cream form so the texture is more appealing?

 

[Notadate]

Oh... Oh fuck

Oh fuck indeed, fuck indeed

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

Oh fuck indeed, fuck indeed

Imagine how many bananas that can buy. That's like 4 Americanized bananas!