Happy Father’s Day

[Ilikewaterkusa]

It’s Father’s Day so let’s give us thanks to our fathers and tell a silly story about them.

one day I was sick and had a bucket of spit. My dad stepped his foot into it.

 

[BenJepheneT]

I can only reveal this secret on this day and this day only.

To all the fatherless children out there, search no more.

They're here.

They're all here.

 

[OokamiOkuri]

Our Father, Who art in heaven: Hallowed be Thy Name; Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

My mom thinks we should have a picnic for Father's Day.

 

[RavenRunes]

My mom thinks we should have a picnic for Father's Day.

Picnics are the apex of a civilisation. Go for it!
I dunno who my father is. But to the man I call Dad, who stepped up to the plate before I was even born and is around for me to this day: DAD YOU'RE THE BEST! He earned his title. Even in the mire of my mother's narcissism and nastiness, he's still around. (they divorced when I was 7). He never says much, but he sees.