Give me your spicy ass takes

[BenJepheneT]

I want to hear your "spicy" takes.

And I'm not just talking about "Hitler did nothing wrong" level of spice. I'm talking about "Hitler never existed" type zest.

Not just "facism is alright" type stuff. I'm talking about "facism was a social experiment made by alien overlords and our very existence are just guinea pigs for a metaphysical experimental conducted higher beings" type beat.

You don't even need to give an explanation. Just say it, spray it, and leave it. Lay out what keeps you up at night. This is a thread for the schizos and the conspiracy theorists in us all.

Personally, I don't believe in the concept of race, and that if it does exist, there must be an inherent biological difference within each race, no matter how insignificant or unobservable it is.

I also believe that the concept of "uncanny valley" is actually a sign of a potential lost sixth sense that would've let us seen deities and ghosts. The worships of ancient gods and premonitions of Jesus? Yeah, I believe those to be callings.

I don't necessarily preach those ideas but if the truth ever comes in my favour you bet I'm waving my hairy ballsacks going "Fucken told you so"

 

[UYScuti]

Karl Marx was actually a libertarian. As a CIA plant, he designed a belief system opposed to his own that would create widespread chaos, so the US would become the dominant global player.

 

[Daitengu]

Hot take huh.
Science shows capitalism rewards sociopathic behavior, and most ceos are sociopaths. Thus it is no surprise corporations wanted to work with China, thus the CCP. Ignoring human rights violations such as live prisoner organ harvesting, concentration camps for people with a religion, and slavery. The CCP has killed over 50 million people since they've come to power, which is worse than Nazis. Yet all the sociopaths bow to them for profit. Even if, out of the 250 Chinese companies on the US stock exchanges, 170 have gotten in trouble for fraud. And the CCP has only once paid bonds to people of another nation. Which was the UK.

 

[Shadow_Tempest]

Hot take huh.
Science shows capitalism rewards sociopathic behavior, and most ceos are sociopaths. Thus it is no surprise corporations wanted to work with China, thus the CCP. Ignoring human rights violations such as live prisoner organ harvesting, concentration camps for people with a religion, and slavery. The CCP has killed over 50 million people since they've come to power, which is worse than Nazis. Yet all the sociopaths bow to them for profit. Even if, out of the 250 Chinese companies on the US stock exchanges, 170 have gotten in trouble for fraud. And the CCP has only once paid bonds to people of another nation. Which was the UK.

Isn't most of it actually true?

 

[UYScuti]

Hot take huh.
Science shows capitalism rewards sociopathic behavior, and most ceos are sociopaths. Thus it is no surprise corporations wanted to work with China, thus the CCP. Ignoring human rights violations such as live prisoner organ harvesting, concentration camps for people with a religion, and slavery. The CCP has killed over 50 million people since they've come to power, which is worse than Nazis. Yet all the sociopaths bow to them for profit. Even if, out of the 250 Chinese companies on the US stock exchanges, 170 have gotten in trouble for fraud. And the CCP has only once paid bonds to people of another nation. Which was the UK.

When did hot take change definitions to, “truth supported by science and in-depth analysis?”

 

[Assurbanipal_II]

Hot take huh.
Science shows capitalism rewards sociopathic behavior, and most ceos are sociopaths. Thus it is no surprise corporations wanted to work with China, thus the CCP. Ignoring human rights violations such as live prisoner organ harvesting, concentration camps for people with a religion, and slavery. The CCP has killed over 50 million people since they've come to power, which is worse than Nazis. Yet all the sociopaths bow to them for profit. Even if, out of the 250 Chinese companies on the US stock exchanges, 170 have gotten in trouble for fraud. And the CCP has only once paid bonds to people of another nation. Which was the UK.

The worse than Nazis is dubious at best. We didn't have much time to complete our work. You need to keep that in mind.

 

[NotYourTypicalMan]

Nazis are the agents of the Colonialized Countries. They make the imperialism weaker that leads into creation of newly independent countries around the world.


Hitlergruß intensifies

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

This world is a prison floating on an immeasurably vast sea, and Antarctica is actually a huge circular continent that keeps us trapped inside it. And this entire plan of existence rests on the back of a giant turtle, which rests atop the back of another giant turtle, and it's turtles all the way down, until you reach the head of a man named Chuang Chou dreaming us into of existence. The angels keeps him asleep by playing harps and singing praises about him, so he doesn't wake up and blink all of us out of existence as we know it! And Chuang Chou's alarm clock has just started ringing!

 

[Shadow_Tempest]

There are aliens on the far side of the moon and the soviets and the NASA have a secret pact with them, developing new space weapons in exchange for rare elements and minerals from Earth.

 

[Angry_Clown]

Ben is not actually a gay furry. He's a peak of christian heterosexuality in a perfect disguise.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Ben is not actually a gay furry. He's a peak of christian heterosexuality in a perfect disguise.

 

[Discount_Blade]

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Welp I'm willing to convert for that ass

 

[ZynGrand]

The modern education system was not meant to induce children to be obedient for factory use, but rather as a method to locate lizard-men infiltrating the country.
Lizard-men, as you know, are reptilian-mammal hybrids. That means that they act inhumanly in extreme temperatures, massive stress, and ludicrous amounts of paper. By torturing the populace with these things, weeding out the enemies of humanity became easier.

Of course, that was back in the 1800s, before they developed Trilubrication Malfigurism.

 

[Wohendum-Bluu]

The modern education system was not meant to induce children to be obedient for factory use, but rather as a method to locate lizard-men infiltrating the country.
Lizard-men, as you know, are reptilian-mammal hybrids. That means that they act inhumanly in extreme temperatures, massive stress, and ludicrous amounts of paper. By torturing the populace with these things, weeding out the enemies of humanity became easier.

Of course, that was back in the 1800s, before they developed Trilubrication Malfigurism.

I would give up after just trying once to pronounce that word.

Trilubrication Malfigurism...:shudders:

 

[Schwab]

Y'all are some strange, strange people...'Cept for that sociopath CEO and CCP thing. I'm not in with the rampant China hate that goes on but their government is WACK

 

[xluferx]

Well let me help you out

Hong Kong belongs to China

And everything that China is doing is right to mantain the order and unity

 

[Tony]

I want to hear your "spicy" takes.

And I'm not just talking about "Hitler did nothing wrong" level of spice. I'm talking about "Hitler never existed" type zest.

Not just "facism is alright" type stuff. I'm talking about "facism was a social experiment made by alien overlords and our very existence are just guinea pigs for a metaphysical experimental conducted higher beings" type beat.

You don't even need to give an explanation. Just say it, spray it, and leave it. Lay out what keeps you up at night. This is a thread for the schizos and the conspiracy theorists in us all.

Personally, I don't believe in the concept of race, and that if it does exist, there must be an inherent biological difference within each race, no matter how insignificant or unobservable it is.

I also believe that the concept of "uncanny valley" is actually a sign of a potential lost sixth sense that would've let us seen deities and ghosts. The worships of ancient gods and premonitions of Jesus? Yeah, I believe those to be callings.

I don't necessarily preach those ideas but if the truth ever comes in my favour you bet I'm waving my hairy ballsacks going "Fucken told you so"

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