General Toe Stubbing Annual Survey

[Shiriru_B]

Ok my enthusiastic forum posters, tell me how many times you've stubbed your toes, not some random persons toe -although you can write about it- nor your yubi~ yubi~ just your toes. This is very important for the local governing body, me (but not in a fetishy way for toes, I just want to laugh at you and maybe become kindred spirits of suffering), so write your story and pick your answer.

So, I have stubbed my toes 5 times! Last year.

Now I don't know if it's a lot but I shall look down at you in smug superiority anyhow as that is the mood I seem to be in today, anyway the three times were because I was going to the kitchen at night and hitting it on objects left in the hallway, fourth was stubbing it on the bed that I was making, and fifth was stretching my leg and kicking my desk.

thank you this is Shiriru_Smug signing off. Btw the responses are public and also may the most clumsiest win.

 

[Omarfaruq]

I don't even remember how many times i have stubbed last year.

 

[Placeholder]

> So, I have stubbed my toes 5 times! Last year

Only once but it was so purple I had it xrayed. I highly recommend indoor shoes or firm toe slippers.

 

[Akkizakura]

0. Can't have toes if you have them amputated because your ancestors gave you diabetes.

 

[BearlyAlive]

Three or four times. I believe it was three times it hurt, but I didn't count the other times. My head's in more danger, and I wear those plushy bear head slippers most of the time, so my toes are safe.

 

[Juia_Darkcrest]

Fell on my tailbone a month ago and it still hurts, does that count?

 

[Shiriru_B]

Fell on my tailbone a month ago and it still hurts, does that count?

Sorry Juia but that isn't going to make it in the survey.

 

[Corty]

None.

But if you ask me how many times I kneed my desk while getting up, the answer is:

I don't know, but I did it once already this year.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

Am I the only 10+?

 

[Alski]

I wonder how someone manages to stub more than 4 toes when there are only 4 possible targets.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

I wonder how someone manages to stub more than 4 toes when there are only 4 possible targets.

Monkey powers

 

[Alski]

Monkey powers

The poll title asks how many toes you have stubbed, not how many times youve done it.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

The poll title asks how many toes you have stubbed, not how many times youve done it.

Monkey powers. (Had to do a double check) guess I have over ten different toes. I'm just build diffrent

 

[Shiriru_B]

None.

But if you ask me how many times I kneed my desk while getting up, the answer is:

I don't know, but I did it once already this year.

Well I'll keep you in mind on the next survey I'll make about knees then one day .

0. Can't have toes if you have them amputated because your ancestors gave you diabetes.

True but hmm I'll think of more ways people can be clumsy in another survey then.

Am I the only 10+?

yes, watch out you might win.

The poll title asks how many toes you have stubbed, not how many times youve done it.

Ah I'm dumb, although I do mean how many times in my post.

 

[SRB]

I can't remember the last time I stabbed my toe. In this household we wear slippers, or else these exact same slippers will slap yo ass.

 

[JayMark]

Here me out! I'm clunky in human form.

 

[Shiriru_B]

Here me out! I'm clunky in human form.

Only two times, much better then me .

 

[laccoff_mawning]

I can't remember stubbing my toe recently, so probably either zero times or once.

 

[JordanIda]

Don't know how many toenails I stubbed. I lost two.

I probably stubbed eleven, if I had to guess.

 

[Shiriru_B]

Don't know how many toenails I stubbed. I lost two.

I probably stubbed eleven, if I had to guess.

Ouch, uh lost them as in temporary or lost them in permanent...