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Family shenanigans. I just want to learn what your twin has done to make this god so happy.
Alright. I grant you infinite wishes. The thing is though, is that you have to use up all of your wishes before they go into effect.That aside, I probably would ask for an infinite wish, as a wish first.
Maybe after that I'll ask the god to turn me into a loli god, and turn them into my waifu.
After few more wishes I'll ask what my twin was doing, and maybe turn them into a waifu as well.
Alright. I grant you infinite wishes. The thing is though, is that you have to use up all of your wishes before they go into effect.
Not even gods can grant you that.Like I give a shit what the other half did. For all I know he's banging his third Hawaiian wife in a Norwegian fishing cruise on its way to a live reenactment of Vinland Saga.
but I know what I'll wish for
the n word pass
NigeriaNot even gods can grant you that.
How can I like a post ten times?A practical guide to settling into another world, by Marcus Steiner, the best selling fantasy author
Foreword
"Marc! I hope you're doing well!
I'm sorry I didn't write more. I hope you didn't think I forgot about you - the adventuring class made it really hard to send you letters. Moving around a lot. But I've found something amazing. Something you're going to love - I finally figured out a way to send you a birthday present!!! Yes, I know, it's four months too late. But considering our track record for sending anything heavier than an -"
.....I turned the very small paper around.....
"- A7 paper, you'll have to forgive me.
Marc.. do you want to visit me? I won't blame you if you don't. I know it's.... far. But I can make it happen! We'll host you! I'll show you everything I've written about. Letters too short. Whatever choose, neat present! Look forward toitItwillarrivesoon!"
I smiled a little at the way Howard always ran out of writing space. I decided to just cherish the fact that he had written, rather than think too hard about the content. He wrote similar things about visiting on occasion, only to write later and say it wasn't possible with this or that method either. He might be a summoned hero - or so he claimed, anyway... I was skeptical but I was also lonely and twelve years old and enjoyed the cute fantasy. But we had never met. He died shortly after we were born. Some things were impossible, even for him.
But sometimes when I was young, I saw people and creatures other people wouldn't. They were looking for him and found me by accident. We began a weird letter exchange and figured out that my twin brother was... his word for it was Isekai'ed, which I had to look up. That said, it was a tricky business to send letters over the borders of dimensions.
The letters never lasted. And the letter in my hand was already fading at the corner, like steam that just vanished into nothing. Howard never left true evidence of his existence. As I grew older and more aware of the impossibility of it.. I decided to just not think too hard. I was lonely. And it was nice to have a brother. Even if I thought I was a little insane. It was a heart-warming insanity to think my lost sibling was out there, happily throwing fireballs at slimes.
..... so when the snobbish-looking Dumbledore guy with a beard that reached down to his invisible ankles asked me what I wished for, I just said I wanted him to bring me to Howards address. I... didn't think too hard about it, except wondering what my imaginary brother had done this time.
That... was for the best. Things went... random for me for a while, but if I'd known, I'd probably have chickened out, never actually met Howard, and you wouldn't get to read my books. That would've been a rather sad outcome.
But that doesn't mean I wouldn't have loved to have a guidebook like the one you now hold in your hand. Most of you will simply take this for nonsense, fiction written by some guy who likes to make kids think that there are other worlds beyond the Edge of the World somewhere. To you, please enjoy this book as fiction. For those of you who are like me. Those of you who will need the book and settle into your new life properly. I give you my most whole-hearted welcome, and please enjoy your stay.
A practical guide to settling into another world, by Marcus Steiner, the best selling fantasy author
Foreword
"Marc! I hope you're doing well!
I'm sorry I didn't write more. I hope you didn't think I forgot about you - the adventuring class made it really hard to send you letters. Moving around a lot. But I've found something amazing. Something you're going to love - I finally figured out a way to send you a birthday present!!! Yes, I know, it's four months too late. But considering our track record for sending anything heavier than an -"
.....I turned the very small paper around.....
"- A7 paper, you'll have to forgive me.
Marc.. do you want to visit me? I won't blame you if you don't. I know it's.... far. But I can make it happen! We'll host you! I'll show you everything I've written about. Letters too short. Whatever choose, neat present! Look forward toitItwillarrivesoon!"
I smiled a little at the way Howard always ran out of writing space. I decided to just cherish the fact that he had written, rather than think too hard about the content. He wrote similar things about visiting on occasion, only to write later and say it wasn't possible with this or that method either. He might be a summoned hero - or so he claimed, anyway... I was skeptical but I was also lonely and twelve years old and enjoyed the cute fantasy. But we had never met. He died shortly after we were born. Some things were impossible, even for him.
But sometimes when I was young, I saw people and creatures other people wouldn't. They were looking for him and found me by accident. We began a weird letter exchange and figured out that my twin brother was... his word for it was Isekai'ed, which I had to look up. That said, it was a tricky business to send letters over the borders of dimensions.
The letters never lasted. And the letter in my hand was already fading at the corner, like steam that just vanished into nothing. Howard never left true evidence of his existence. As I grew older and more aware of the impossibility of it.. I decided to just not think too hard. I was lonely. And it was nice to have a brother. Even if I thought I was a little insane. It was a heart-warming insanity to think my lost sibling was out there, happily throwing fireballs at slimes.
..... so when the snobbish-looking Dumbledore guy with a beard that reached down to his invisible ankles asked me what I wished for, I just said I wanted him to bring me to Howards address. I... didn't think too hard about it, except wondering what my imaginary brother had done this time.
That... was for the best. Things went... random for me for a while, but if I'd known, I'd probably have chickened out, never actually met Howard, and you wouldn't get to read my books. That would've been a rather sad outcome.
But that doesn't mean I wouldn't have loved to have a guidebook like the one you now hold in your hand. Most of you will simply take this for nonsense, fiction written by some guy who likes to make kids think that there are other worlds beyond the Edge of the World somewhere. To you, please enjoy this book as fiction. For those of you who are like me. Those of you who will need the book and settle into your new life properly. I give you my most whole-hearted welcome, and please enjoy your stay.
Perhaps one day.. I always did enjoy travel journals.I would like to humbly request a continuation. I'd like to read those books you speak of.