For one time only, you can swap an object's function with another

[gaylolis]

The caveat is: the object must be manmade, and the effect will influence all kinds of objects of the same type.

For example, if you want to swap a dildo and a smartphone. All smartphone will become dildos and vice versa.

You can even swap human shit and money, since excrement is technically manmade.

What kind of objects will you swap functions with? Feel free to leave comments below.

Just to clarify, it will only swap all the functions. The object's nature itself will not be affected. So the smartphone will always feel like one.

 

[Zirrboy]

Live humans and murder victims

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Crunchy cereal with soggy cereal.

 

[Anon_Y_Mousse]

Sweat and cyanide.

 

[Arkus86]

Knife and spoon.

 

[Ai-chan]

The caveat is: the object must be manmade, and the effect will influence all kinds of objects of the same type.

For example, if you want to swap a dildo and a smartphone. All smartphone will become dildos and vice versa.

You can even swap human shit and money, since excrement is technically manmade.

What kind of objects will you swap functions with? Feel free to leave comments below.

Just to clarify, it will only swap all the functions. The object's nature itself will not be affected. So the smartphone will always feel like one.

Swap table and chairs. Now people who want to eat must prostrate all the way down so that their assed are so high above their heads.

 

[Kilolo]

gold and aluminum.

 

[gaylolis]

Swap table and chairs. Now people who want to eat must prostrate all the way down so that their assed are so high above their heads.

i also find it hilarious when ppl who normally eats on a table will have to sit in chairs.

 

[Jemini]

Graphene with clothing. All finished/completed articles of clothing become cut and penetration proof body armor. Knife attacks and gunshots will do no more damage than the impact force of the initial contact. Might break a few bones, but won't puncture any organs.

(And it is important to specify finished articles of clothing. If it was fabric in general that gained the properties of graphene, people couldn't puncture it in order to sew it into shape, thus meaning nobody would even have clothing anymore.)

 

[NotaNuffian]

Male sperms and fertilized female fetus.

And yes, while they are still inside respective bodies.

 

[Anon_Y_Mousse]

Graphene with clothing. All finished/completed articles of clothing become cut and penetration proof body armor. Knife attacks and gunshots will do no more damage than the impact force of the initial contact. Might break a few bones, but won't puncture any organs.

(And it is important to specify finished articles of clothing. If it was fabric in general that gained the properties of graphene, people couldn't puncture it in order to sew it into shape, thus meaning nobody would even have clothing anymore.)

Wouldn't .50 cals just crush your organs into meat paste regardless?

Edit: Still a pretty good deal if you consider the fact you have a good amount of resistance to conventional weapons while looking absolutely stylish

 

[Deleted member 58005]

Semen and Lotion.

 

[Deeprotsorcerer]

Blood and hydrochloric acid. I'm done with this reality. the mousse had the right idea but I need it to be fast. Heck, nevermind, neurons and lead would be instant, no?

(Don't worry about me, I'm just being edgy)

 

[Echimera]

People's bodies and their OC of choice.

 

[Zirrboy]

Blood and hydrochloric acid. I'm done with this reality. the mousse had the right idea but I need it to be fast. Heck, nevermind, neurons and lead would be instant, no?

(Don't worry about me, I'm just being edgy)

Citizen registry and death notes if you're going full edge

 

[DarkeReises]

People's bodies and their OC of choice.

you monster....

 

[Viator]

Wifi Router and External Beam radiation thearpy machines.

 

[vish]

What if... what if I could swap my ejaculated semen with Arachnes(fully obiedient and mature).....
Damn, I will have a 100 million of soldiers at a time. I could take over the world.

---

Read isekai revenge story:HOW TO KILL A GODDESS OF ANOTHER 'EARTH'

 

[vish]

I am fcking inspired! Might write a novel on this idea later