Florida Man Birthday

[BenJepheneT]

here's something fun to do

google "Florida Man" and slap on your birthday next to it

apparently i terrorized a convenience store with a beer run and an alligator in my hand

https://www.foxnews.com/science/flo...hases-people-in-convenience-store-video-shows

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

Florida man spots 'firefighter running toward angel' in clouds on September 11

A photo taken on the 18th anniversary of the Sept. 11 terror attacks appears to show clouds shaped like a firefighter running toward an angel.

www.fox29.com

Guess mine is an epic battle of a firefighter against the gods. Meh, pretty sums up my destiny that i'm always against a deity and using an axe as a weapon.

 

[Sabruness]

https://www.nbc-2.com/story/3987647...il-for-heroin-that-turned-out-to-be-detergent

Mine's an unfortunate florida man who didnt actually do anything wrong.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Florida man spots 'firefighter running toward angel' in clouds on September 11

A photo taken on the 18th anniversary of the Sept. 11 terror attacks appears to show clouds shaped like a firefighter running toward an angel.

www.fox29.com

Guess mine is an epic battle of a firefighter against the gods. Meh, pretty sums up my destiny that i'm always against a deity and using an axe as a weapon.

September 11

nice

 

[maharlika]

apparently, i got arrested after giving my girlfriend a 'wet willy'
https://wtfflorida.com/news/crime/wet-willy-attack-puts-florida-man-in-jail/

 

[tiaf]

I can't eat pasta right and it landed me in jail...

Florida Man arrested for eating pasta in a belligerent fashion

NAPLES, Fla. — A drunk Florida man was arrested outside NAPLES, Fla. — A drunk Florida man was arrested outside Olive Garden after eating pasta in an inappropriate manner. I’ve seen a lot of …

theonlyfloridaman.com