First Words

[Leti]

 

[Napelynn]

An unfamiliar ceiling...

 

[owotrucked]

Ayyyy lmao

 

[Agentt]

Hehe I have bigger nipples.
I would be probably drunk or something.

 

[ChocolateLover030]

Oh hi Mark.

 

[CupcakeNinja]

"Take me to your milfs"

 

[gaylolis]

The first word I legit thought is 'Nibba'

 

[ZoeStorm]

"A probing, aye? I'll take the large one."

 

[Ritz]

e

 

[Deleted member 45782]

Fuck.

 

[PhillisCreziles]

If I was the average person I would say, "Hey Vsauce, Michael here!"

 

[ThrillingHuman]

Hello, beautiful.

 

[Alkareel]

Drop me off in Japan.

 

[FoxxieFox]

5 more minutes....

 

[HURGMCGURG]

"No homo."

 

[Mechaphobic]

Does screaming count as words? Would anyone actually have anytime to think? If I suddenly woke up from a drug induced coma the first thing I would want is to make sure I still have my kidneys.

 

[LoliGent]

How about, "No, thanks."

Yeah, that'd do nothing.

 

[AliceShiki]

Mama! *stretches arms looking for a hug*