Writing Prompt Eat

CadmarLegend

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You are alive and healthy. Perfectly healthy. But you have an obsession with food.


It started off small, just eating am extra cheeto out of the bag, but now it's gotten large!

You eat an entire 10 boxes of pizza after finishing a meal! Your eating habits are turning unhealthy!

How do you cope with this?
 

BubbleC

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Regurgitate everything I eat and sell my vomit/bile to the US military to study.

Because honestly, if I'm capable of eating 10 boxes of pizzas on top of a meal, I'm already beginning to evolve into a human anomaly. My stomach acid is probably one of the most deadly substances on the planet at this point. (Especially if I ate the ten pizzas AND the pizza boxes that came with each).

Who knows? Maybe I'll go participate in some speed-eating competitions too. The only way to cope with this development is with the money and fame that will come with my iron stomach.
 
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You are alive and healthy. Perfectly healthy. But you have an obsession with food.


It started off small, just eating am extra cheeto out of the bag, but now it's gotten large!

You eat an entire 10 boxes of pizza after finishing a meal! Your eating habits are turning unhealthy!

How do you cope with this?
...I doubt you can eat 10 boxes of pizza after finishing a meal. :blob_blank:

Anyway, this sounds like a psychiatric problem.
 
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