Writing Prompt Create Myths

[CadmarLegend]

Yes. Come up with random myths for why random things were invented.

 

[FoxxieFox]

[THE TOASTER OF LIFE]

The people of [Bread] required a new way to enjoy all of their variety of loaves so they labored for years until they created [The Toaster of Life]
[The Toaster of Life] was the work of [Divine Inspiration] and became the subject of worship across the entirety of [Bread]
The spread of [Divine Toast] brought the people of [Bread] to unity in order to advance and celebrate the advent of [The Era of Toast] for centuries to come...

 

[Deleted member 45782]

Eons later, when the world has risen and fall a few times after our existing one, only one single thing remains of our past.

THE CHAPSTICK.

And with that all fellow beings worshipped the chapstick, for it has survived sole eons beyond our time. Folk pray to for a many things.

 

[Kilolo]

Chandeliers were invented to keep away fire fairy from the house.

fire fairy is a nasty and obtuse being, often playing prank with human and spoiling the food that near the fire candle. which is why some people invent chandelier and hang it high on the ceiling because apparently fire fairy didn't like high place.

by only putting fire in the high ceiling and none on the table, it would make the fire fairy to be dejected and leave the house with the high chandelier. and a house without fire fairies are said to be blessed with smart and good behaving childs.

 

[Motsu]

[SHORT STORY]
[Chapter 1 - The Myth of Tuba Knight]

In amidst a rural town exist a myth, born not from the horses' mouth yet from the elder's sweet-gratifying mouth. Of course, there were times when some would snicker and chortle when that certain myth is told by the elders. However, it was far too early to reject the myth as but a folk story, for they did come from an elder's sweet-gratifying mouth without a glint of sudden suspicious movement or uncertain confidence when told. Yet even though there is no evidence, I still stand my point.

The myth states a so-called Tuba Knight that wears naught but golden equipment - a golden sword-looking flute, a golden shield-looking tuba, and a golden giant helmet unknown to everyone but the Knight himself. It was said all of this golden equipment existed in a certain forest called the Woodwind of Brass where certain strong Knights like the Tuba Knight existed, though, it could be said that it was his hometown too.

"Don't let his looks deceive you," one of the elders would say before ending the story as if there is a need to be careful against someone that's said to be just a myth... like they're telling everyone he does exist.

Yet it was well known that the Tuba Knight was a ferocious hero, a hero who wields and wears gold-shimmering objects for the sake of his brothers... every time in battle he'd say, 'For my brothers, Tu-battle!' and when the battle is finished in his victory he'd say, 'Well, that's Tu-bad!'.

Aware of the countless danger that soars in this place called the Woodwind of Brass and the truth about the Tuba Knight's unparalleled brute-strength, I journey to the west in order to meet and battle the myth, the legend, the one, and only Tuba Knight!

 

[gaylolis]

If you went to a the school toilet at night, the toilet paper will randomly disappear. When you realize it, a female ghost will appear in front of you, asking if the toilet paper is red or yellow. Choosing either one will make the ghost kill you.

Instead, just fap or schlick at the ghost. She might get disgusted enough and leave, or you will have a kinky time with her. Either way, it's a win-win solution.