Crazy stories you have

[ArcadiaBlade]

If you are confused about this, this is a story that came up yesterday and I was giving an advice to a guy.

Full story here :

Is my advice good or nah?

For the TLDR:

My boy got himself in a love triangle of a girl liking him, his friend got jealous but get the girl in the end, even marrying and having a kid with her, how he got amnesia and had his memories back after covid happened and after a year, the girl still wants him back.

I gave an advice of how he shouldn't blame himself about why it happened as he was just confused, how he shouldn't regret just falling in love with the girl after she and his friend started going out and how he should tell the girl at the end to give up on him since she now has a family with the guy and shouldn't ruin it just for a simple love that was forgotten after the amnesia.

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After you got the gist of things, what I'll tell you is the events that happen after my talk with the guy.

He told me that he responded to my advice and give it a go as he explained what happened to him with the girl and it got really complicated. Such as the girl maybe a yandere or something which my mind activated on its own and built up many senarios as to how I respond to this situation.

My boi thinks that since the girl likes him that much after the circumstances are placed in, he thinks he can act all arrogant. If it for the fact that my patience is like a buddha, I would have already btch slap the kid right in public for telling something so ridiculous and actually put us both into danger.

Boi! You trynna get me shanked and you getting beheaded on a boat or something?!

I know this is so ridiculous now but I still have my sanity left to believe that this is some BS thing he made up but if its actually telling me the truth, I rather decided to believe this guy rather than waking up the next day missing and being reported on the news.

Now, I told him to take precautions in interacting with the girl and blacklist the btch since she probably doesn't know the address to our place. I told him to lessen their interaction while informing the husband about the convo they had.

It might seem dangerous right now but if we are actually playing with a yandere, we better take in many places that could go wrong.

Fortunately, it seems that police are on a constant patrol(considering we are known for causing trouble and having surveillance due to covid), I told him to be on guard and if they were to meet face to face, try to keep calm while talking near a police force in case of danger. Also, let their interactions take a bit longer and don't let her suspect anything weird, just continue gazing on her so she wouldn't suspect anything wrong.

Well, if he wants to continue playing this game, I already warned him about the dangers and I only feel bad when I hear the news that he goes missing one day since I already tried my best to help.

So Anyway, any crazy stories to tell? I also have this situation with a yandere but it might seem BS to you guys so if you want me to make a thread of it, just quote me on this.

 

[Deleted member 45782]

A story of a turtle who accidentally went into a comatose with their mouth open after someone didn't realize they cleaned the tank and filled it with too warm water. So fridge for few minutes so can bury next day but end up wrapping in napkins being buried under a potted plant. Lo and behold it comes out in spring a bit grumpy as hell afterwards from being buried alive by accident (everyone thought it was dead). Turtle is a grumpy hissing cat now for some probably some good reasons.

Most interesting stories happen when asleep or not there to see it happen in action.

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

A story of a turtle who accidentally went into a comatose with their mouth open after someone didn't realize they cleaned the tank and filled it with too warm water. So fridge for few minutes so can bury next day but end up wrapping in napkins being buried under a potted plant. Lo and behold it comes out in spring a bit grumpy as hell afterwards from being buried alive by accident (everyone thought it was dead). Turtle is a grumpy hissing cat now for some probably some good reasons.

Most interesting stories happen when asleep or not there to see it happen in action.

Okay. Thats on me. I set the bar to low. I should've expected to be a bit specific that you wouldn't write stroke inducing stories instead.

 

[Deleted member 45782]

Okay. Thats on me. I set the bar to low. I should've expected to be a bit specific that you wouldn't write stroke inducing stories instead.

True story. Thu that was many yrs ago they are well cared for now.

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

True story. Thu that was many yrs ago they are well cared for now.

I do think its believable but the way you structured your sentence gave one of the eldrich gods inside my head a stroke for trying to understand what we are reading so I gave props to that I guess. Just wondering, how many survive tho?

 

[Deleted member 45782]

I do think its believable but the way you structured your sentence gave one of the eldrich gods inside my head a stroke for trying to understand what we are reading so I gave props to that I guess. Just wondering, how many survive tho?

Ah yes I jumbled everything to make a run on sentence. My bad XD.

Two were okay after awhile. One was already sick before and died, we didn't know lot bout turtles back then and res in babies. The one that got buried alive actually is tough (also fell down to first floor on rug cuz someone turned away for a sec but luckily no serious stuff. Again not something saw cause away then but told after). The two that did survive and didn't go into the ground, both of them later died of res; one got lost (lil kid sibling took it out) and found in backyard in spring too only for it to come back few months later and die of res, I think the other one die of res before the lost found bud. The one that call tough cookie, has went thru underneath, fall, and also the res. Out of the four only that one made it out with res but with side affects that make it lopsided. We lost the other three due to baby turtles easy get res so we tried best to save this one and managed to do nurse it back to health.

Sorry if it's a bit weird to read. Not caring typos atm since typing on phone.

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

Ah yes I jumbled everything to make a run on sentence. My bad XD.

Two were okay after awhile. One was already sick before and died, we didn't know lot bout turtles back then and res in babies. The one that got buried alive actually is tough (also fell down to first floor on rug cuz someone turned away for a sec but luckily no serious stuff. Again not something saw cause away then but told after). The two that did survive and didn't go into the ground, both of them later died of res; one got lost (lil kid sibling took it out) and found in backyard in spring too only for it to come back few months later and die of res, I think the other one die of res before the lost found bud. The one that call tough cookie, has went thru underneath, fall, and also the res. Out of the four only that one made it out with res but with side affects that make it lopsided. We lost the other three due to baby turtles easy get res so we tried best to save this one and managed to do nurse it back to health.

Sorry if it's a bit weird to read. Not caring typos atm since typing on phone.

I see... Thats sad to hear. Also, I feel your pain on the spiritual level as writing on a phone is quite a pain to do, especially when the only laptop you have is currently out of commission(battery dead while something is wrong with the charger).