Classes (Fuck, roll the dice, I want some fun! Litrpg)

[Notadate]

Edgelord -
Skills -

Chuuni speech - [Mutter your words of power, and do mental damage to your foes. May your cringe cause them pain!]
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The power in my right hand - [The evil that lurks within my hand shall be unleashed.]
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My left eye! - [Amplifies all released power. Also makes your eye glow.]
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Divorced swordsmen -
Skills -

Divorced - [ (Passive). You can only wield the same sword for a total of three days. If you try to use it, all other swords will gain Cheater and will lock your abilities for a cycle. Increase the attack power if you use multiple swords. A cycle is three days, after the cycle finishes that sword can be Married.]
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Abuse - [Force more power from your sword, but in return you damage it. Love is pain. Your fist will fall.]
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Player - [Use the abilities or power from a different sword. Decreases your useable time for both by half. This is permeant unless one of the swords is destroyed to appeased the other. I promise it was a mistake, I was drunk. Ha!]
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Cold love - [Channel your dying love for more power, but you hurt the swords feeling upon divorce. It can't be cycled after a sword that has used this ability. He loves me, he truly loves me. We are meant for each other. He can’t leave me.]
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Dancer of broken tile
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Skills
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Hey alex! Play shakira - [ (Passive). Your skills can’t be used unless you’re in synced to the beat of the song. Depending on the song and how I tuned your are increases your stats and skills power. Genre changes effects.]
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Crack the tiles! - [The tiles break. The song blares. Don’t stop me now, feel the force of my grippers. The floor will break as your dance, and will release a pulse of force.]
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Maracas - [Shake em, shake em. If you hit on the beat you release an impact of force. Add to the song tune, make bones the chorus. Also makes a *shake shake* sfx]
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Core break - [You see their core, break it. Hit a weak point and do more damage, shattering the core.]
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Steaming bloodbag
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Energy type used: Bloodbar: Less so energy and more energy infused blood. You only got so many liters to spend.
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Skills
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Bloodbag - [ (Passive). You hold a lot more blood than the average person in you.]
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Hot blood - [You are steaming, in fact boiling! Shoot out pressurized boiling blood out. This effect is stronger if the blood is from your body.]
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Boiling blood - [Ironic. But I name these. Your blood boils, and that’s good. Make is boil over. It seeps into your muscle, and gives you power.]


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[Azure_Fog]

This looks fun~ but last time I did this I wasted an hour… maybe I’ll do it later.

 

[Notadate]

This looks fun~ but last time I did this I wasted an hour… maybe I’ll do it later

Literally was all my dumb ideas for a book that won’t be written since each person, except Africa, has a unique class.

 

[Notadate]

Piss crawler
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Skills
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Piss cloak - [It cloaks you. You’re piss, gross. Not actually a real cloak. You’re just make a ’mist’ of piss around yourself. This does make you harder to see, and like this is only effective if you’re in a place that smells like piss. Because this makes you definitely smell like this. Like how did it take you a month to get a class!?]
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Splash! I need vitamins - [You increased the acid levels when you splash it on people. Better if it’s demons.]
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Fun fact - The holder of this class was so boring that he had class pending, and he was stuck in his house for a month. He found out his piss made himself distorted in the senses of these demon-like beast! He later found out it also was effective weapon against em’. He drank his piss. The system gave his class to him because piss was the only interesting fact about him.

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Slave lord
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Skills
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Justice for me! - [ (Passive). Anything white is 100% times easier to enslave]
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Rich man club - [ (Passive). You’re immune to any controlling skills or status’. I’m like you, rich! YOU MUST OWN ONE SLAVE FOR THIS TO STAY IN EFFECT.]
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Enslave - [Like magical slavery? Literally that, they get a collar and a slave status. But will they listen? No or maybe. You own them though. They can run away! This will set a week count down where if you don’t capture them they are free. The status really is the main thing.]
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Horses and whips - [This’ll make em’ work. Summon some cowboys with whips to force slaves to work. Only does pain to slaves and are immortal.]
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Fun fact: All of Africa has this class. The system thought it would be funny and ironic. It read a history book and thought this was funny, so many cool classes could happen. No. Not really. A lot of them would be like this or survival based. The system is really… dickish and will cliche your whole life for a joke class. British people got tea-based classes.