You don't see anything of note...
This seems to be your average, run of the mill fertilized potato field...
EW speaking of which the "fertilizer" is ALL over you...
You stretch your legs and let out a big yawn
As you stretch you spot a farmer in the distance working the field
You approach the Farmer and as you get closer you notice something odd about his figure...
The Farmer turns to look at you and smiles
It's been a while since I had fresh meat he says with a cackle
You try to run away but the Farmer is too fast!
He grabs you by the back of the head and drags you to his farm house where you are cooked and eaten...
That didn't turn out how you expected did it?
[Obtained Ending: Eaten]
The Farmer pauses his jaw dropping a bit and then smiles
"You know what... I like you," he says
He walks up and puts out his hand, "The name's Can A. Bull"
You shake his hand and smile
"Do you know where any good meat is? I'm starved!" you say
He grins, "Now that you mention it... I know a place"
You start chatting as you follow him and become great friends! He leads you to a small village not far from the field where you and Can A. Bull enjoy a nice fresh meal
[Obtained Ending: Cannibalism]
You try to run away but the Farmer is too fast!
He grabs you by the back of the head and drags you to his farm house where you are cooked and eaten...
That didn't turn out how you expected did it?
[Obtained Ending: Eaten]
You swing at the Farmer with your fist!
You swing wildly at the Farmer missing him as he dodges out of the way
He yawns and says "too slow..."
He then swings his hoe at you and cleaves you head clean off
[Obtained Ending: Swing ana Miss!]
You swing with your fist but it was just a feint, your real attack was a strong kick to the groin!
The Farmer dodges out of the way of your fist but crumples to the ground in pain when you kick makes contact
"AAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!" The Farmer screams in pain as he writhes in the well fertilized dirt
You smirk as you walk away, "He had it coming for him," you say in a self satisfied manner
[Obtained Ending: Taught the Cannibal a Lesson]
You swing at the Farmer but trip in a freshly up turned row in the field landing flat on your face in the fertilizer...
You are almost glad when the Farmer drags you to his house and cooks up a nice meal
[Obtained Ending: Embarrassed and Cannibalized]
You swing your fist and miss but the effort unleashes a loud, wet fart you had been holding in...
The Farmer doubles over laughing, he is laughing so hard he doesn't notice you walk away looking quite embarrassed...
[Obtained Ending: Mission Failed Successfully]
You swing your fist and miss but you are the main character and your plot armor causes the Farmer to spontaneously combust because you are the Chosen one and cannot lose...
You laugh at the poor Farmer who deigned to think he could put up a fight when you were clearly superior to him in every way...
[Obtained Ending: Plot Armor]
You swing your fist and glowing energy envelopes your body as your fist moves at imperceptible speeds instantly obliterating even the memory of the Farmer
You look at your fist in shock...
"Did I do that?!" You say stupidly like the generic OP MC
Spoiler alert you did! You go on to fight the Demon King and save the planet...
Congrats on doing the cliché!...
[Obtained Ending: OverPowered]
You leave the field wondering what could've happened if you had stayed...
"Oh well it probably wasn't anything to crazy," you say ignorantly
You make it to the nearby town and start a...
Your tavern is booming with business and you have a great time running it!
You hear some interesting rumors from your customers including a few about a cannibalistic Farmer...
You shrug it off and continue about your day drinking and selling drink
[Obtained Ending: Barkeep]
You run a nice quaint grocery store where you sell items the locals need
you make enough money to live comfortably for the rest of your life
[Obtained Ending: Quaint and Happy]
Your forge is the best not only in the village but in the kingdom!
People come from all over to receive equipment from you!
The village grows into a large city all around your master forgery!
The people that use your equipment are destined for greatness and lead the kingdom to safety and peace
[Obtained Ending: Master of your Craft]
You sick fool...
The villagers are all poor so you barely make enough to survive but in your sick mind at least the villagers are suffering with you
[Obtained Ending: Needs better Location]
You dig up a potato and start munching on it as you walk away
You didn't even clean it off first so you catch a nasty disease from the fresh fertilizer you dug the potato out of...
The disease kills you a few days later will you are sleeping restlessly in the local inn
They don't bother to bury you and leave you for the Farmer as a sacrifice hoping you cause the Farmer to get sick and die aswell
He does...
[Obtained Ending: Sacrifice]
You start sobbing uncontrollably alerting everything in the vicinity of your existence
You keep sobbing and you see someone walk up and look down at your in confusion
The Farmer scratches his head in bewilderment and shrugs
"I guess I need to put them out of their misery," the Farmer says in a matter of fact tone
The Farmer raises his hoe
You raise your hand and your sobbing gradually stops
"Please don't," you say your voice a bit shaky from your sobbing
The Farmer asks, "Why?"
You stare at the Farmer blankly and he does it anyways
Now was not the time to stare off into space
[Obtained Ending: Space Case]
You tell him that you don't want to die and the Farmer looks at you confused
Then why did you come here and start crying?
You say you were having a bad day
The Farmer says "In that case want to come to my house for a meal? You will never taste anything like it"
You agree to go to his house for dinner but you never taste the meal...
In fact...
[Obtained Ending: Cannibalized]
You turn him down and walk off
You leave the field wondering what could've happened if you had stayed...
"Oh well it probably wasn't anything to crazy," you say ignorantly
You make it to the nearby town and start a...
Your tavern is booming with business and you have a great time running it!
You hear some interesting rumors from your customers including a few about a cannibalistic Farmer...
You shrug it off and continue about your day drinking and selling drink
[Obtained Ending: Barkeep]
You run a nice quaint grocery store where you sell items the locals need
you make enough money to live comfortably for the rest of your life
[Obtained Ending: Quaint and Happy]
Your forge is the best not only in the village but in the kingdom!
People come from all over to receive equipment from you!
The village grows into a large city all around your master forgery!
The people that use your equipment are destined for greatness and lead the kingdom to safety and peace
[Obtained Ending: Master of your Craft]
You sick fool...
The villagers are all poor so you barely make enough to survive but in your sick mind at least the villagers are suffering with you
[Obtained Ending: Needs better Location]
"Why?" you say like an idiot
The Farmer looks at you dumbfounded and does it anyways
You ponder what you did wrong in the after life
[Obtained Ending: Yes I meant literally]
You resign to your fate and your world goes black
[Obtained Ending: Anticlimactic]
You get up and a farmer approaches you
The Farmer looks at you and smiles
It's been a while since I had fresh meat he says with a cackle
You try to run away but the Farmer is too fast!
He grabs you by the back of the head and drags you to his farm house where you are cooked and eaten...
That didn't turn out how you expected did it?
[Obtained Ending: Eaten]
The Farmer pauses his jaw dropping a bit and then smiles
"You know what... I like you," he says
He walks up and puts out his hand, "The name's Can A. Bull"
You shake his hand and smile
"Do you know where any good meat is? I'm starved!" you say
He grins, "Now that you mention it... I know a place"
You start chatting as you follow him and become great friends! He leads you to a small village not far from the field where you and Can A. Bull enjoy a nice fresh meal
[Obtained Ending: Cannibalism]
You try to run away but the Farmer is too fast!
He grabs you by the back of the head and drags you to his farm house where you are cooked and eaten...
That didn't turn out how you expected did it?
[Obtained Ending: Eaten]
You swing at the Farmer with your fist!
You swing wildly at the Farmer missing him as he dodges out of the way
He yawns and says "too slow..."
He then swings his hoe at you and cleaves you head clean off
[Obtained Ending: Swing ana Miss!]
You swing with your fist but it was just a feint, your real attack was a strong kick to the groin!
The Farmer dodges out of the way of your fist but crumples to the ground in pain when you kick makes contact
"AAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!" The Farmer screams in pain as he writhes in the well fertilized dirt
You smirk as you walk away, "He had it coming for him," you say in a self satisfied manner
[Obtained Ending: Taught the Cannibal a Lesson]
You swing at the Farmer but trip in a freshly up turned row in the field landing flat on your face in the fertilizer...
You are almost glad when the Farmer drags you to his house and cooks up a nice meal
[Obtained Ending: Embarrassed and Cannibalized]
You swing your fist and miss but the effort unleashes a loud, wet fart you had been holding in...
The Farmer doubles over laughing, he is laughing so hard he doesn't notice you walk away looking quite embarrassed...
[Obtained Ending: Mission Failed Successfully]
You swing your fist and miss but you are the main character and your plot armor causes the Farmer to spontaneously combust because you are the Chosen one and cannot lose...
You laugh at the poor Farmer who deigned to think he could put up a fight when you were clearly superior to him in every way...
[Obtained Ending: Plot Armor]
You swing your fist and glowing energy envelopes your body as your fist moves at imperceptible speeds instantly obliterating even the memory of the Farmer
You look at your fist in shock...
"Did I do that?!" You say stupidly like the generic OP MC
Spoiler alert you did! You go on to fight the Demon King and save the planet...
Congrats on doing the cliché!...
[Obtained Ending: OverPowered]
You leave the Farmer not feeling like talking to him and enter the town
You spend the rest of your life living the average medieval town life
[Obtained Ending: Happy ending?]
You spontaneously combust and your ashes fertilize the farmers field
The Farmer is glad for your sacrifice and his crops have an extra plentiful harvest this year
[Obtained Ending: I guess it worked out?]
You scoop up a large chunk of the fertilizer and pop it in your mouth...
Not only does it taste disgusting you instantly die
Don't ask me I don't know why you died ask the Farmer...
I have no idea what he puts in that fertilizer!
[Obtained Ending: Why? WHY?!]
You stretch your legs and let out a big yawn
As you stretch you spot a farmer in the distance working the field
You leave the field wondering what could've happened if you had stayed...
"Oh well it probably wasn't anything to crazy," you say ignorantly
You make it to the nearby town and start a...
Your tavern is booming with business and you have a great time running it!
You hear some interesting rumors from your customers including a few about a cannibalistic Farmer...
You shrug it off and continue about your day drinking and selling drink
[Obtained Ending: Barkeep]
You run a nice quaint grocery store where you sell items the locals need
you make enough money to live comfortably for the rest of your life
[Obtained Ending: Quaint and Happy]
Your forge is the best not only in the village but in the kingdom!
People come from all over to receive equipment from you!
The village grows into a large city all around your master forgery!
The people that use your equipment are destined for greatness and lead the kingdom to safety and peace
[Obtained Ending: Master of your Craft]
You sick fool...
The villagers are all poor so you barely make enough to survive but in your sick mind at least the villagers are suffering with you
[Obtained Ending: Needs better Location]
You approach the Farmer and as you get closer you notice something odd about his figure...
The Farmer turns to look at you and smiles
It's been a while since I had fresh meat he says with a cackle
You try to run away but the Farmer is too fast!
He grabs you by the back of the head and drags you to his farm house where you are cooked and eaten...
That didn't turn out how you expected did it?
[Obtained Ending: Eaten]
The Farmer pauses his jaw dropping a bit and then smiles
"You know what... I like you," he says
He walks up and puts out his hand, "The name's Can A. Bull"
You shake his hand and smile
"Do you know where any good meat is? I'm starved!" you say
He grins, "Now that you mention it... I know a place"
You start chatting as you follow him and become great friends! He leads you to a small village not far from the field where you and Can A. Bull enjoy a nice fresh meal
[Obtained Ending: Cannibalism]
You try to run away but the Farmer is too fast!
He grabs you by the back of the head and drags you to his farm house where you are cooked and eaten...
That didn't turn out how you expected did it?
[Obtained Ending: Eaten]
You swing at the Farmer with your fist!
You swing wildly at the Farmer missing him as he dodges out of the way
He yawns and says "too slow..."
He then swings his hoe at you and cleaves you head clean off
[Obtained Ending: Swing ana Miss!]
You swing with your fist but it was just a feint, your real attack was a strong kick to the groin!
The Farmer dodges out of the way of your fist but crumples to the ground in pain when you kick makes contact
"AAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!" The Farmer screams in pain as he writhes in the well fertilized dirt
You smirk as you walk away, "He had it coming for him," you say in a self satisfied manner
[Obtained Ending: Taught the Cannibal a Lesson]
You swing at the Farmer but trip in a freshly up turned row in the field landing flat on your face in the fertilizer...
You are almost glad when the Farmer drags you to his house and cooks up a nice meal
[Obtained Ending: Embarrassed and Cannibalized]
You swing your fist and miss but the effort unleashes a loud, wet fart you had been holding in...
The Farmer doubles over laughing, he is laughing so hard he doesn't notice you walk away looking quite embarrassed...
[Obtained Ending: Mission Failed Successfully]
You swing your fist and miss but you are the main character and your plot armor causes the Farmer to spontaneously combust because you are the Chosen one and cannot lose...
You laugh at the poor Farmer who deigned to think he could put up a fight when you were clearly superior to him in every way...
[Obtained Ending: Plot Armor]
You swing your fist and glowing energy envelopes your body as your fist moves at imperceptible speeds instantly obliterating even the memory of the Farmer
You look at your fist in shock...
"Did I do that?!" You say stupidly like the generic OP MC
Spoiler alert you did! You go on to fight the Demon King and save the planet...
Congrats on doing the cliché!...
[Obtained Ending: OverPowered]
You sneeze causing to you to wake up from your weird dream
You soon forget about the dream and go about your day as usual
[Obtained Ending: It was all a dream]
You die due to doing nothing...
Including breathing, having a heart beat, or having any brain function
[Obtained Ending: Seriously?]
I hope you enjoy this! If there are any bugs... (typos, unclosed spoiler tags, etc.) you can tell me and I will fix it. What ending did you get first?
