Choose a simple super power and the first person to reply can choose it's side effect

[Indicterra]

Make the side effects comical as possible

 

[georgelee5786]

The ability to go back and time to become your father

 

[Heavenlycapybara]

The ability to go back and time to become your father

But this ability only works against your own father

 

[GlassRose]

Teleportation to any point within your line of sight

 

[HelloHound]

Teleportation to any point within your line of sight

it only works in corn fields

Shapeshifting into powerful monsters

 

[Indicterra]

Teleportation to any point within your line of sight

The teleportation is accompanied by a humongous fart and smell that make everyone throw up, EVERYONE

But this ability only works against your own father

I said comical, not to murder him in cold blood with Alabama move

 

[Iceheart]

The ability to always win a gamble.

 

[Indicterra]

it only works in corn fields

Shapeshifting into powerful monster

You'll have uncontrollable urge to start ballet dance then and there

 

[Sayu]

The ability to always win a gamble.

you can only make bets on marble races

 

[dummycake]

manipulate water.

 

[Rhaps]

manipulate water.

Specifically mineral water

 

[Zinless]

manipulate water.

The water will taste weird after you're done with it.

The ability to create anything out of nothing

 

[TransCatGirl]

self duplication

 

[Cipiteca396]

The ability to create anything out of nothing

You must speak a lewd incantation in a singsong voice, the resulting object's apparition is accompanied by confetti and sparklers, and the object fades away after one minute with a loud moan.

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Grow flight capable wings.

 

[Plantorsomething]

self duplication

The clone can kill you and become the original

 

[CheertheSecond]

The ability to become a cosmic sperm.

 

[vzymmer]

Grow flight capable wings.

You can't choose the direction of your flight.
Edit; and you get a bouncy bubble that can protect you from anything when flying.

So go bounce around inside a building.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

The ability to become a cosmic sperm.

If you speak more than one sentence, it gets counted as a villainous monologue, and you will be defeated by just one, single punch.

 

[vzymmer]

The ability to become a cosmic sperm.

You always teleport randomly in the vast empty space with nothing to use for propulsion everytime you use the ability.
You teleport back to your previous location after use.


The power to create anything I can imagine, using willpower, emotion, determination and ambition as the fuel for the power.

Edit: my comment got merged

 

[Sola-sama]

I want to have doraemon pocket that could produce anything I want, specifically money of all currency.