Bored Working The Overnight Shift: Baked A Cake

[TheEldritchGod]

I don't even want it.

Suggestions?

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I refuse to believe that's your real house, and how much paradox cream did you put in it?

 

[Corty]

Is that covered in space dust or is that the souls of sinners waiting to be cleansed? Either way, I’m here with a plate. ?️

 

[TheEldritchGod]

I refuse to believe that's your real house, and how much paradox cream did you put in it?

Oh. Sorry. I'm at work. Not my house. I work at an IRA. They have a kitchen here.

Is that covered in space dust or is that the souls of sinners waiting to be cleansed? Either way, I’m here with a plate. ?️

Hold on... I got the frosting at the Dollar Store.
Pillsbury Vanilla. So it's... wait... hold on. It says... artificially flavored?
AH.
Ingredients: Souls, Palm Oil, Water, Corn Syrup, Corn Starch, ... uh... Huh. No... actual... vanilla. Hrmm... Awful lot of acids in here. Artifical coloring? Hold it... it's WHITE. What color do you need to turn something WHITE?

I guess it's Vanilla Artificially Flavored Souls and they needed to add 'white' to make it visible to the naked eye, I guess.

Edit: Oh Look! When you push on the belly of the Pillsbury Doughboy, he cries tears of bubbling pitch! That's a nice touch.

 

[GlassRose]

Ingredients: Souls, Palm Oil, Water, Corn Syrup, Corn Starch, ... uh... Huh. No... actual... vanilla. Hrmm... Awful lot of acids in here. Artifical coloring? Hold it... it's WHITE. What color do you need to turn something WHITE?

Well not a color, but I know titanium is used to make things white. At least in paint, might be different in food products. Or not, wouldn't surprise me if they're putting sus stuff in there to make it colored. Whatever makes it marketable ?‍.

 

[NotaNuffian]

 

[melchi]

What witchcraft is this?!

 

[ConansWitchBaby]

Lies.

My face didn't melt the moment I laid eyes anywhere in your vicinity.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Well not a color, but I know titanium is used to make things white. At least in paint, might be different in food products. Or not, wouldn't surprise me if they're putting sus stuff in there to make it colored. Whatever makes it marketable ?‍.

Look, by my experience when you add color to something, it gets closer to black. White is the ABSENCE of color. How do you REMOVE color by ADDING artificial color? I...

This confuses me.
This is witchcraft, I tell you.

Dude... it's just a cake frosted in material that somehow is the inversion of how color works.

 

[GlassRose]

Look, by my experience when you add color to something, it gets closer to black. White is the ABSENCE of color. How do you REMOVE color by ADDING artificial color? I...

This confuses me.
This is witchcraft, I tell you.

Dude... it's just a cake frosted in material that somehow is the inversion of how color works.

In the case of white, it's less like adding a color, and more like... adding a finely ground up mirror. It reflects the light that hits it, but not uniformly, so it scatters in every direction and mixes back into white light. Cause white is actually every color, and black is the absence of color.

You get black when you mix colors because what you're doing is mixing materials that absorb different wavelengths of white, leaving behind just the color you see. So if you mix them up, what you get is a composite that between them all, absorbs light from all the visible wavelengths, aka all the colors. Or maybe technically not all of them, but close enough to look black.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

In the case of white, it's less like adding a color, and more like... adding a finely ground up mirror. It reflects the light that hits it, but not uniformly, so it scatters in every direction and mixes back into white light. Cause white is actually every color, and black is the absence of color.

You get black when you mix colors because what you're doing is mixing materials that absorb different wavelengths of white, leaving behind just the color you see. So if you mix them up, what you get is a composite that between them all, absorbs light from all the visible wavelengths, aka all the colors. Or maybe technically not all of them, but close enough to look black.

So... like I said. Witchcraft

 

[LuoirM]

c u m