Bloods & Crips vs Nazis vs Yakuza who wins

[Ymadthepirate]

I have stumped on this for so long please help me

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Yakuza

 

[BenJepheneT]

the bloods & crips decide to legitimately make it out of the hood for once and start thughunter.com, making fat stacks but eliminating themselves out of the gene pool for good.

the yakuza rises from the underworld and enters the realm of legitimate business as a business extention, making pachinko machines and gambling arenas with proper albeit paid-for warrants by the government. they soon realize it's way more profitable to sell chibi waifus to coomers than coke to businessmen and became what we know today as Konami, effectively rendering away their yakuza status.

in the pursuit to retain true Uber blood, the Nazis begin inbreeding. by the fourth generation, the incest babies are so down-syndrome ridden their empty skulls are aerodynamically capable to sustain flight. in a way, the nazis would win: they're so adverse to race-mixing no race would ever wish to mix with them now.

and amid this silent quarrel, you remain in your parent's basement, having not seen a single blade of grass nor a drop of water on your body nor a single bitch on your groin since ever, brain rotting from lack of use as you hover over your keyboard, writing yet again another prompt thinking you've struck genius when in fact, you've mistaken it for the sound of your subconscious hitting against the bottom of the mental barrel yet again and like a pigeon with a button, you tap on it again, eating the proverbial seed, feeding deeper into the cycle.

if i were so merciful, i'd stop you now before you starting reaching under the barrel for substance, but i won't. it's far more interesting to see what you'll come up with next.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Nazi's are almost completely eliminated. I think the Crips have already nearly eliminated the bloods from what I can tell. I'd say Yakuza would probably win based on the organizations left.

Now if you wanted to throw in the sinoula Cartel or triads it I'd say the Yakuza wouldn't win.
Or perhaps change the question to "at the height of their power" then it might be more interesting.

 

[CarburetorThompson]

Nazi's are almost completely eliminated.

That is if we don't count the Moon Nazis. The hidden Fourth Reich constructed in secret on the dark side of the moon.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

That is if we don't count the Moon Nazis. The hidden Fourth Reich constructed in secret on the dark side of the moon.

Ah yes, I forgot about them. Then nazis win. No other way.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

It depends on the terrain.

 

[Wohendum]

Well, I grew up in a neighborhood that was predominately controlled by a set of Crips, specifically the 52nd Hoova Crips, though some other, smaller sets like the Shotgun Crips, Ghost Town Crips, East Side Ace Deuce Crips, and East Side Purple Goon Gang(yes this is a crip set, they wore purple though), were friends and relatives with people of the 52nd Hoova Crips which controlled the area I lived in and so they would come around. I was friends with and grew up with many of them, though only one of them managed to make it outside of the neighborhood in much the same way I did. The rest became the typical statistic.

My best friend throughout all of my high school years was a Shotgun Crip. They wear dark green rather than the typical blue. He was literally run over and killed by someone after he got into a fistfight earlier in the day. Just plain ran him over. Unsolved murder, like most gang-related slayings. At least in Memphis.

 

[Lloyd]

Nazis win obviously. They are the master race.

 

[NotaNuffian]

As a rando, my money's on Nazis cuz I am pretty sure they are an idea inside people's head rather than just a bunch of weirdass black business making asians and dudes that make police brutality looks like a good thing.

And like V said, ideas are bulletproof.

 

[Ymadthepirate]

the bloods & crips decide to legitimately make it out of the hood for once and start thughunter.com, making fat stacks but eliminating themselves out of the gene pool for good.

the yakuza rises from the underworld and enters the realm of legitimate business as a business extention, making pachinko machines and gambling arenas with proper albeit paid-for warrants by the government. they soon realize it's way more profitable to sell chibi waifus to coomers than coke to businessmen and became what we know today as Konami, effectively rendering away their yakuza status.

in the pursuit to retain true Uber blood, the Nazis begin inbreeding. by the fourth generation, the incest babies are so down-syndrome ridden their empty skulls are aerodynamically capable to sustain flight. in a way, the nazis would win: they're so adverse to race-mixing no race would ever wish to mix with them now.

and amid this silent quarrel, you remain in your parent's basement, having not seen a single blade of grass nor a drop of water on your body nor a single bitch on your groin since ever, brain rotting from lack of use as you hover over your keyboard, writing yet again another prompt thinking you've struck genius when in fact, you've mistaken it for the sound of your subconscious hitting against the bottom of the mental barrel yet again and like a pigeon with a button, you tap on it again, eating the proverbial seed, feeding deeper into the cycle.

if i were so merciful, i'd stop you now before you starting reaching under the barrel for substance, but i won't. it's far more interesting to see what you'll come up with next.

Thanks bro