So it was a rather large, empty plaza. I got out of the bus. My destination was the street on the opposite side, so I cut straight to my goal.
There were a few pedestrians other than myself. Two of them made me alert; they were hobos hanging out on a bench, and eyeing me up.
I knew what they are thinking. Unsurprisingly, as soon as I started walking, one of them got up and started walking in a collision course with me. His goal was probably to stop me and ask for money, though attempted theft was also a possibility.
At any rate, when he got in range, not stoping the momentum of my movement, I stepped to the side and using both the force of that momentum and full hip rotation surprise pushed him sideways at a certain angle.
Down he went, falling against the pavement like a ragdoll. Frankly speaking, I was a bit surprised how easily it went; I wanted to just push him, not necessarily trip him; but he must have been a bit drunk, so it worked out like that.
Not caring one bit, I turned away and resumed my march. His friend got up and started saying "whoa whoa whoa" but I ignored him as well. Everything was proceeding rather smoothly.
Until a woman with a baby cart saw what happened and started screaming in high pitched voice:
"REEEEE why did you push him you psycho!!??"
Not knowing what to say, and not having the patience to deal with this bullshit, I decided to embrace the role of villain and replied:
"Mwahahaaahaha! Because he was ugly!"
Then continued on my way, leaving shock and awe in my wake.