Representing_Tromba
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I had this horrible idea for a story. A superhero x villain story but the hero is the one who is really in love with the villain. The villain, who looks like Jack Black just despises the hero for constantly thwarting his plans (and for committing various acts of sexual intent) though. It also doesn't help that the hero is a shitty magical girl in her late twenties. Here's some dialogue:
"With my new invention finally complete, I can make the entire city float and thus allow all of Chicago to avoid paying taxes!" The villain said with a hearty laugh. Nothing could prevent him from being in a good mood at a time like this. Then something did when he heard a crash behind him. Turning towards the crash, the villain pinched the bridge of his nose. "Why is it that you can never just use the door? My insurance stopped covering window replacements for any magical girl related incidents you Bibbitty Bobbitty bitch." The villain asked with a pleading tone.
"I've come to stop you but first, Alakazam alakazoo, show me you boobs!" The hero replied with a disturbingly perverted smile.
"What!" The villain exclaimed with a concerned tone.
"I said, let me see those big, juicy, man titties!" She yelled in way similar to a Nordic war cry before charging towards him
"NOOOOOOO!" The villain shrieked as he pulled out his gun and fired a few rounds at her. The bullets bounced off her. With no other choice the villain pulled out a spray bottle. It was completely harmless but was capable of stunning her for a second or two with every sprits. Spraying her in the face with it she stopped.
"What the he-" she started to say before getting sprayed in the face again
"You're paying for my window." The villain said casually.
"Never!" She exclaimed before getting sprayed in the face again.
"At the very least, just go home." The villain said in the same casual tone before spraying her again.
"Can you stop?" She said, now seeming angry.
"Can you go home and pay for my window?" The villain continued to ask.
"No."
"Then no." He said before spraying her again. This continued until she eventually went home and the villain committed tax evasion for the entire city of Chicago.
"With my new invention finally complete, I can make the entire city float and thus allow all of Chicago to avoid paying taxes!" The villain said with a hearty laugh. Nothing could prevent him from being in a good mood at a time like this. Then something did when he heard a crash behind him. Turning towards the crash, the villain pinched the bridge of his nose. "Why is it that you can never just use the door? My insurance stopped covering window replacements for any magical girl related incidents you Bibbitty Bobbitty bitch." The villain asked with a pleading tone.
"I've come to stop you but first, Alakazam alakazoo, show me you boobs!" The hero replied with a disturbingly perverted smile.
"What!" The villain exclaimed with a concerned tone.
"I said, let me see those big, juicy, man titties!" She yelled in way similar to a Nordic war cry before charging towards him
"NOOOOOOO!" The villain shrieked as he pulled out his gun and fired a few rounds at her. The bullets bounced off her. With no other choice the villain pulled out a spray bottle. It was completely harmless but was capable of stunning her for a second or two with every sprits. Spraying her in the face with it she stopped.
"What the he-" she started to say before getting sprayed in the face again
"You're paying for my window." The villain said casually.
"Never!" She exclaimed before getting sprayed in the face again.
"At the very least, just go home." The villain said in the same casual tone before spraying her again.
"Can you stop?" She said, now seeming angry.
"Can you go home and pay for my window?" The villain continued to ask.
"No."
"Then no." He said before spraying her again. This continued until she eventually went home and the villain committed tax evasion for the entire city of Chicago.
