(So I did this)
The splendor before your eyes left you breathless, the vaulted ceiling painted with scenes from an ancient tale; tapestries that stretched across three walls depicting tales of heroes long dead.
However, as fate would have it, you were thoroughly distracted by the flurry of magic explosions obliterating your vision every time a magic spell hit its target: the dragon. After all, you were a mere human in the company of two magical beings, your companion Galena, a witch, and a fearsome crystal dragon. Your presence here was not only an honor but also a grave danger.
"You know what to do, right?!" Galena shouted at you as she threw another fireball at the dragon's head.
You have been tasked with assisting Galena on this quest to save the world from the evil of a dragon. But how could you possibly help? Even if you had any magical powers of your own, surely Galena would be the one to handle the battle.
And yet...
I'm going to need you to do something, dear.
> You stab her.
The crystal dragon growls and lashes out, slamming a massive paw at Galena, knocking her to the ground.
Her hand reaches for your dagger, and you know she will use it to try and kill the dragon.
> You say "You sexy beast."
"You sexy beast!" you shout.
Galena looks at you with shock before her jaw drops open in a wide-eyed gape. She clutches your arm and begins to cry.
"You shouldn't have said that," she says.
> You say "What! It’s fucking gorgeous."
"It's not my place to say," Galena says.
Galena hugs you fiercely, the tears streaming down her face.
"Oh, no. I didn't mean it."
You reach over to wipe them away with your finger, but she holds your hand back.
> You say "Sorry. But my destiny is to fuck that dragon in its arse."
"You can't say such things about the queen of dragons," she says.
She looks around the room, trying to find something that would explain this turn of events.
"Why not?"
> You pull pants off.
Galena has seen you naked before.
"Because you're a witch," Galena says.
"So?"
"So..." Galena says, looking you up and down. "It's different now."
> You get a erection.
"How so?"
"We've got to stop the dragon."
Galena looks at you with disbelief. "You still want to fight the dragon?"
"Yes."
Galena shakes her head.
> You say "No. I want to fuck the dragon in its arse."
"That's what I'm saying!" Galena shouts back at you. "We have to stop the dragon!"
"Yes."
"But what if we can't?" Galena asks.
> You yell "No I want sex!"
"We won't stop the dragon. Not alone."
"Yes, yes."
"Then, you'll have to think of some other way."
"I don't want to."
"Do you want to be a monster's bride?"
> You shout "Yes!"
Galena grabs your arm, pulling you back to the battle.
"The dragon will kill us," she yells.
"Yes!" you yell. "It will!"
You watch her charge the dragon, knowing she has no hope of victory.
> You say "No. I want bang that sexy dragon, and have kids."
"You can't say such things about the queen of dragons!" she cries.
You look around the room, wondering what she means by that.
"Why not?" you ask.
"Because you're a witch."
