[(A Second) Poll] Inhuman Romantic Partner

Which race would you prefer? (They are all sentient)


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ArrogantYoungMaster

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Let's say you had to pick a race for your romantic partner. That means this partner would be attractive and you can also pick their age, personality etc... but they will have to be of one of these races other than human.

Conventional rules apply and so I will make distinctions that have to be answered.
Same rules as @Anon2023's thread, but different choices.

Question Mark - 3D, floating, and glowing punctuation mark; favored target for knife-brandishing magical girls; only speaks in rules, "❔," "❓," or "⁉️."
Tree - Likes to photosynthesize; good listener, but typically cannot talk; sentient with questionable intelligence; a tree provides shade and can drop fruit; you should expect it to have multiple tree and insect partners to pollinate.
Blob - 2D being that cannot directly talk, but can communicate through 59 different emotes; average human intelligence, likes cookies, and is popular.
MILF Hivemind - The gestalt intelligence that emerged from permanently linking the minds of every member associated with the Moro Islamic Liberation Front in 2006; it also lives in a forgotten corner of your mind.
Magic 8-Ball - Looks like a hulking human if you replaced its head with a big, black 8-ball; can talk but you need shake its head to get answers.
Isekai Truck - Active at night and has no brakes; relationships only last one night, but the targets it hits on will feel out of this world afterward; non-zero chance your next life after being hit on is a cannon fodder trash with no golden fingers or cheats.

Note: This partner would be attractive (subjective)
 
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Well, I'll be a tree once I die though. Told in my will to cremate me and scatter my ashes on some trees.
It is good that you branched out to consider that option. I am sure that stems from your rooted desire to be one with the plants.
 

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Obligatory 8-ball
 
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