A Joke (By the way, I didn't come up with this)

[Maze_Runner]

So a dad is listening to his daughter pray one night and he hears his daughter saying God bless mommy God bless daddy God bless grandma goodbye grandpa. The dad comes in and asks the daughter why she said that and she says she doesn't know that it just felt right. The next day the grandpa dies. He hears his daughter praying again god bless mommy God bless daddy goodbye grandma. The next day the grandma dies. The dad thinks that his daughter is just special. He hears his daughter praying again. God bless mommy goodbye daddy. The dad couldn't sleep all night and left early for work. He felt safe in his office and decided that if he could stay alive until midnight he would be fine . Midnight came and he went back home. The mother said honey I haven't ever seen you work so late! The dad says he had the worst day ever then the mother says that she had the weirdest day ever. The mailman had dropped dead on their porch!
(What do you think?)

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Not bad.

 

[aimless]

So a dad is listening to his daughter pray one night and he hears his daughter saying God bless mommy God bless daddy God bless grandma goodbye grandpa. The dad comes in and asks the daughter why she said that and she says she doesn't know that it just felt right. The next day the grandpa dies. He hears his daughter praying again god bless mommy God bless daddy goodbye grandma. The next day the grandma dies. The dad thinks that his daughter is just special. He hears his daughter praying again. God bless mommy goodbye daddy. The dad couldn't sleep all night and left early for work. He felt safe in his office and decided that if he could stay alive until midnight he would be fine . Midnight came and he went back home. The mother said honey I haven't ever seen you work so late! The dad says he had the worst day ever then the mother says that she had the weirdest day ever. The mailman had dropped dead on their porch!
(What do you think?)

Everywhere I go, I see this meme..

 

[BenJepheneT]

Saw it coming from a mile away but it was an enjoyable mile to traverse.

No, I changed my mind, it's fucken terrible.

 

[DarkeReises]

So a dad is listening to his daughter pray one night and he hears his daughter saying God bless mommy God bless daddy God bless grandma goodbye grandpa. The dad comes in and asks the daughter why she said that and she says she doesn't know that it just felt right. The next day the grandpa dies. He hears his daughter praying again god bless mommy God bless daddy goodbye grandma. The next day the grandma dies. The dad thinks that his daughter is just special. He hears his daughter praying again. God bless mommy goodbye daddy. The dad couldn't sleep all night and left early for work. He felt safe in his office and decided that if he could stay alive until midnight he would be fine . Midnight came and he went back home. The mother said honey I haven't ever seen you work so late! The dad says he had the worst day ever then the mother says that she had the weirdest day ever. The mailman had dropped dead on their porch!
(What do you think?)

Heard that one before

 

[Deleted member 22388]

So a dad is listening to his daughter pray one night and he hears his daughter saying God bless mommy God bless daddy God bless grandma goodbye grandpa. The dad comes in and asks the daughter why she said that and she says she doesn't know that it just felt right. The next day the grandpa dies. He hears his daughter praying again god bless mommy God bless daddy goodbye grandma. The next day the grandma dies. The dad thinks that his daughter is just special. He hears his daughter praying again. God bless mommy goodbye daddy. The dad couldn't sleep all night and left early for work. He felt safe in his office and decided that if he could stay alive until midnight he would be fine . Midnight came and he went back home. The mother said honey I haven't ever seen you work so late! The dad says he had the worst day ever then the mother says that she had the weirdest day ever. The mailman had dropped dead on their porch!
(What do you think?)

Just saying, I don't like this type of joke.
Cheating is a serious offense.

 

[Lawrencium.]

So a dad is listening to his daughter pray one night and he hears his daughter saying God bless mommy God bless daddy God bless grandma goodbye grandpa. The dad comes in and asks the daughter why she said that and she says she doesn't know that it just felt right. The next day the grandpa dies. He hears his daughter praying again god bless mommy God bless daddy goodbye grandma. The next day the grandma dies. The dad thinks that his daughter is just special. He hears his daughter praying again. God bless mommy goodbye daddy. The dad couldn't sleep all night and left early for work. He felt safe in his office and decided that if he could stay alive until midnight he would be fine . Midnight came and he went back home. The mother said honey I haven't ever seen you work so late! The dad says he had the worst day ever then the mother says that she had the weirdest day ever. The mailman had dropped dead on their porch!
(What do you think?)

I've heard this from somewhere, though I can't remember where exactly

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

So a dad is listening to his daughter pray one night and he hears his daughter saying God bless mommy God bless daddy God bless grandma goodbye grandpa. The dad comes in and asks the daughter why she said that and she says she doesn't know that it just felt right. The next day the grandpa dies. He hears his daughter praying again god bless mommy God bless daddy goodbye grandma. The next day the grandma dies. The dad thinks that his daughter is just special. He hears his daughter praying again. God bless mommy goodbye daddy. The dad couldn't sleep all night and left early for work. He felt safe in his office and decided that if he could stay alive until midnight he would be fine . Midnight came and he went back home. The mother said honey I haven't ever seen you work so late! The dad says he had the worst day ever then the mother says that she had the weirdest day ever. The mailman had dropped dead on their porch!
(What do you think?)

Cuckolded

 

[AliceShiki]

(What do you think?)

I think you should stop using the serious subforums for shitposting and put this kind of thing on General instead.

 

[DarkeReises]

I think you should stop using the serious subforums for shitposting and put this kind of thing on General instead.

It is on general chat tho?

 

[RepresentingWrath]

It is on general chat tho?

It was moved.

 

[DarkeReises]

It was moved.

O kk

 

[AliceShiki]

It is on general chat tho?

It was moved.

What Sailus said.

I usually just silently report people making threads in the wrong subforum, so as to get them moved to the right places, but when someone makes multiple threads in the wrong subforums, I think it's good to poke them a bit about to make them realized that their threads are being moved with some regularity.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

I've heard that in a different form:

Husband, Wife and Mailman (riddle)

A married couple went to the hospital to have theit baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He was asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor...

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