A funny question.

[Tempokai]

Imagine a martial arts world, and there lived a man. Let's say, he is over 9000 years old, and super duper enlightened. Basically a walking database full of knowledge.

So, he accidentally encounters an army full of peak martial artists. They attack him for no reason, and fail to even scratch him.

Why? Because every word he says is enlightening the listener, and their mind stops responding, leaving themselves vulnerable.

And now the question. How this attack could be called, and how to defeat this man without resorting to ICBM and ion cannons?

 

[Empyrea]

Illuminating Slaughter maybe? For the second question, it's hard to say, we'd need more info on how strong he actually is. Is he supremely strong as well as knowledgeable, or is he dangerous only for his knowledge?

 

[georgelee5786]

Reaper's Enlightment.
You beat him with a gun and earplugs

 

[AnonUnlimited]

He dies eating mayonnaise due to cholesterol. He is old after all and cholesterol build up is difficult to reverse the older one gets.

But also, if he enlightens the listener isn the also making his enemies more powerful?

 

[DiscoDream]

Wait for him to sleep. Doesn't natter if he knows better, we all sleep at some point.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

So... Basically he muddles the brains of his enemies with enlightened facts and logic? You could name it "shut the fuck up!" As this is what he has to say before he can speak.

 

[ConansWitchBaby]

Why not just blow up the world they are on?

 

[CubicleHermit]

He dies eating mayonnaise due to cholesterol. He is old after all and cholesterol build up is difficult to reverse the older one gets.

Obligatory Simpsons:

"So one of those egg council creeps got to you too, huh?"

 

[AiLovesToGrow]

Resplendent Linguistics! It can only be defeated by a master of Dumb Fu, someone so heinously stupid that they affect the very reality around them.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Obligatory Simpsons:

"So one of those egg council creeps got to you too, huh?"

Dude, I eat between 2 and 4 hard-boiled eggs for breakfast every day that I can (at least 5 days a week) and I feel great. Plus, they're from free-range chickens that my family raises so it's more ethically sourced and are better for you in terms of vitamins, minerals, and protein. Why ya gotta be hating the egg, man?

 

[owotrucked]

Heavenly Transcendant Origin Arcane
Mindblowing Reveal
Infinite Realm Maze
Ascension Stunlock
Eldritch Mindbreak

Countered by debuffing your own INT until you cant connect two words in a row.

 

[M.G.Driver]

Naruhodo Stun

 

[Cipiteca396]

Spoiler: Oh shit, spoilers by the way.

To defeat, one must understand victory. Do not fight.

 

[RavenRunes]

Dude, I eat between 2 and 4 hard-boiled eggs for breakfast every day that I can (at least 5 days a week) and I feel great. Plus, they're from free-range chickens that my family raises so it's more ethically sourced and are better for you in terms of vitamins, minerals, and protein. Why ya gotta be hating the egg, man?

I second the egg love (2 eggs for me).

and, The Book of Enoch.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

I second the egg love (2 eggs for me).

and, The Book of Enoch.

Enoch is debatable for me. It's a great set of books for study but the history surrounding it is dubious at best.

Also, blessings upon you fellow egg dude.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Enoch is debatable for me. It's a great set of books for study but the history surrounding it is dubious at best.

Then you must love the book of Judas lol.

Im kidding.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Then you must love the book of Judas lol.

Im kidding.

Lol. Don't even get me started.