A battle between an author and his hand

Agentt

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So, we have a guy, who is a really famous author for writing some deep philosophical 'no longer human' stuff. But deep down, he actually wants to write a harem isekai with op protagonist but everytime he attempts to do so, his hand cringes so much it rather break every bone of itself than to even write the word isekai.
 

ArcadiaBlade

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Basically me whose fighting a five way between my brain(writing superhero genre) my instincts(overpowered isekai), my heart(stupid romcom and yanderes) and my conscience(a slice of life) and my pp(hentai to the disturbing ones).....

Oh and there's chut(cuthulu) out in my subconsciousness that mostly forces to write ancient language i barely could understand so I kinda ignore him.
 

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How does his hand react if he writes with a speech-to-text app? :blob_blank:
It tries to cut his tongue off. It can also just put its thumb on the microphone
Then both would engage in a sword fight but the right hand always wins since, it is the dominant hand.
 
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So, we have a guy, who is a really famous author for writing some deep philosophical 'no longer human' stuff. But deep down, he actually wants to write a harem isekai with op protagonist but everytime he attempts to do so, his hand cringes so much it rather break every bone of itself than to even write the word isekai.
Well then, guide to use your hand.

1. Make sure you are alone.

2. Turn off the lights for extra precaution.

3. Find a place of comfort.

4. Unzip.

5. You know what to do.

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Joking aside, simply write what you feel like doing.
 

someguysomeone

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Basically me whose fighting a five way between my brain(writing superhero genre) my instincts(overpowered isekai), my heart(stupid romcom and yanderes) and my conscience(a slice of life) and my pp(hentai to the disturbing ones).....

Oh and there's chut(cuthulu) out in my subconsciousness that mostly forces to write ancient language i barely could understand so I kinda ignore him.


dude write chutulu one. Why are you denying yourself and disturbing hentai. Dude that goes like bread and butter or knife and cock. or dick and ass.
We NEED DEEP DISTURBING HENTAI CULT OF CHUTHULU. WRITTEN FROM A PERSPECTIVE OF A SURVIOR(female) AND NEW INITATE(male) WITH A WEIRD DISTURBING ROMANCE WHERE INITATE PROMISES TO SACRIFICE THE SURVIVOR(he would not do it if there is an other option but if that's the only way for immortality then he has no problem) but survior has had such a shit life that she agrees to go with him anyway.
They lick each others wounds. Initiate explains his life philosphy and why he hates death so much.
and in the ending the survivor stabs intiate and sacrfices him for immortality . Because (survior)she got convinced by his philosophy and decides that she wants immortality.
survior:"I loved you but it's a shame"
Intitate:"i would have said i hate you. Cause hey atleast i was open about the fact that i would sacrifice you . You just stabbed me. If you had told me that you wanted to sacrifice me we could have had a chess match or something to decide who gets sacrificed"
Surviour:" Nah can't risk that. Didn't you say a concious being has his first service to itself and should always be rational. Besides you would have just gave up if i said that and never performed the ritual and just lived slice of life rom com life.I knew you were about to give up and raise a family in peace or some shit if i tried convincing you and threatening you that i should not be sacrificed "
initiate:"Ok you know me. That's kinda bitch thing to do. My heart has been shattered. Though that's kinda hyporcirtical of me so congratulations.
Atleast don't waste your immortality or feel too guilty . Guilt is useless anyway.You might as well enjoy it. Ok i would have said fuck you but i am thinking that if i am too rude you would not ressurect me. Though i do kind of mean it"
Survior: "Don't worry babe i would ressurect you with some of your memories erased"
Initate" Fuck you. Really you know i hate that. Don't erase memory put me in some seal or slave collar or shit. Though without the kill function . Can't have me dying if you go insane after being immortal"
Survior" Ok. I would see what i can do"
Initate"Can we kiss or something . It would be poetic"
they kiss . and the initiate dies.
The end.
Now to know if he gets ressurected or not. Each reader must toss a coin if it's head he get ressurected. if it's tail he dies. Each reader is reading a different timeline.



Dude I combined four of your genres. in one go. Yandres survior becomes one as story progresses it's very subtle and you won't notice it.
Slice of life Rom Com most interaction of survior and initate while they travel through ancient china cum fantasy world.
Chuthulu it's a chuthulu cult after all.
pp(hentai to the disturbing ones)
what the cult does to the survior and what needs to be done to gain powers.
Overpowered isekai no one can kill the both protagonists they would regenerate but they can still die of old age. The only conflict is cause they have to be anonymous because if they get too much notoriety libraries would deny them ancient texts.
Though since i am proponant of gender equality. It won't be fair if only survior has disturbing hentai done to her. Initate has to crawl through a city with his pp mutilated.
There.
Dude you are blessed by chuthulu and your pp. Use it
It's scribblehub if you are not writing picturebook amputee here what are you even writing.
 

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Alternative title: An epic battle between a degenerate and his two useless hands. You know, instead of using it to write, just use it to fap in order to level up.

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ArcadiaBlade

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dude write chutulu one. Why are you denying yourself and disturbing hentai. Dude that goes like bread and butter or knife and cock. or dick and ass.
We NEED DEEP DISTURBING HENTAI CULT OF CHUTHULU. WRITTEN FROM A PERSPECTIVE OF A SURVIOR(female) AND NEW INITATE(male) WITH A WEIRD DISTURBING ROMANCE WHERE INITATE PROMISES TO SACRIFICE THE SURVIVOR(he would not do it if there is an other option but if that's the only way for immortality then he has no problem) but survior has had such a shit life that she agrees to go with him anyway.
They lick each others wounds. Initiate explains his life philosphy and why he hates death so much.
and in the ending the survivor stabs intiate and sacrfices him for immortality . Because (survior)she got convinced by his philosophy and decides that she wants immortality.
survior:"I loved you but it's a shame"
Intitate:"i would have said i hate you. Cause hey atleast i was open about the fact that i would sacrifice you . You just stabbed me. If you had told me that you wanted to sacrifice me we could have had a chess match or something to decide who gets sacrificed"
Surviour:" Nah can't risk that. Didn't you say a concious being has his first service to itself and should always be rational. Besides you would have just gave up if i said that and never performed the ritual and just lived slice of life rom com life.I knew you were about to give up and raise a family in peace or some shit if i tried convincing you and threatening you that i should not be sacrificed "
initiate:"Ok you know me. That's kinda bitch thing to do. My heart has been shattered. Though that's kinda hyporcirtical of me so congratulations.
Atleast don't waste your immortality or feel too guilty . Guilt is useless anyway.You might as well enjoy it. Ok i would have said fuck you but i am thinking that if i am too rude you would not ressurect me. Though i do kind of mean it"
Survior: "Don't worry babe i would ressurect you with some of your memories erased"
Initate" Fuck you. Really you know i hate that. Don't erase memory put me in some seal or slave collar or shit. Though without the kill function . Can't have me dying if you go insane after being immortal"
Survior" Ok. I would see what i can do"
Initate"Can we kiss or something . It would be poetic"
they kiss . and the initiate dies.
The end.
Now to know if he gets ressurected or not. Each reader must toss a coin if it's head he get ressurected. if it's tail he dies. Each reader is reading a different timeline.



Dude I combined four of your genres. in one go. Yandres survior becomes one as story progresses it's very subtle and you won't notice it.
Slice of life Rom Com most interaction of survior and initate while they travel through ancient china cum fantasy world.
Chuthulu it's a chuthulu cult after all.
pp(hentai to the disturbing ones)
what the cult does to the survior and what needs to be done to gain powers.
Overpowered isekai no one can kill the both protagonists they would regenerate but they can still die of old age. The only conflict is cause they have to be anonymous because if they get too much notoriety libraries would deny them ancient texts.
Though since i am proponant of gender equality. It won't be fair if only survior has disturbing hentai done to her. Initate has to crawl through a city with his pp mutilated.
There.
Dude you are blessed by chuthulu and your pp. Use it
It's scribblehub if you are not writing picturebook amputee here what are you even writing.
I-i'm sorry man. I don't want to tap in to the eldrich gods since my mind is too unstable and might cause a genocide in RL. I'm barely holding to my sanity as I speak and been drugging myself to calm my nerves.
 

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I-i'm sorry man. I don't want to tap in to the eldrich gods since my mind is too unstable and might cause a genocide in RL. I'm barely holding to my sanity as I speak and been drugging myself to calm my nerves.
sorry . Please take care of yourself.
 

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So, we have a guy, who is a really famous author for writing some deep philosophical 'no longer human' stuff. But deep down, he actually wants to write a harem isekai with op protagonist but everytime he attempts to do so, his hand cringes so much it rather break every bone of itself than to even write the word isekai.
Is this person you?
 
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