1 2 3 4 I declare a Wizard war

[Thraben]

I CAST PHANTOM ITCHY FEET


(This is my escape from trying to come up with sufficiently sensible magic recipes for my fic)

 

[Corty]

WOOBLY-BOBBLY, YOU CAN'T CALM YOUR BOOBY!

From now on, your boobs are flopping around uncontrollably. Yes, even man-boobs. Get rekt; not even a "calm yo tits" counter-spell will work.

 

[Seaspecter]

Alakazam! Now all of your instant ramen will come without flavor packs!

 

[ElijahRyne]

I CAST PHANTOM ITCHY FEET


(This is my escape from trying to come up with sufficiently sensible magic recipes for my fic)

Craididoun
Now you have an ear piercing cough, that will last for a minimum of 2.5 months.

 

[SRB]

SUKA BLYAT! I CAST MEND BUTTCRACK!

 

[SRB]

WOOBLY-BOBBLY, YOU CAN'T CALM YOUR BOOBY!

From now on, your boobs are flopping around uncontrollably. Yes, even man-boobs. Get rekt; not even a "calm yo tits" counter-spell will work.

My boobs are too small to flap around, how's your spell gonna work on them?

 

[ConansWitchBaby]

I cast eternal not quite there sneeze.

 

[NotaNuffian]

I cast Chafed

 

[2wordsperminute]

I cast new room amnesia.

 

[georgelee5786]

I cause 9mm

 

[ElijahRyne]

Didn’t want to do this, but it is time for the forbidden spell.

I Cast Testicular Torsion!

 

[Corty]

My boobs are too small to flap around, how's your spell gonna work on them?

Hippity-Hoppity, now your nipple shoots confetti!