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*distress cat noises* Ouch. Masta, please don't pounce on me! I know I'm lovely but please control yourself.

W-whaa—bbut we already did that days ago Masta! And Masta, please be truthful to yourself. I know it's hard, but, I'm here Masta!

Ew...masta...please don't say it out loud. *tilts head* I don't understand Masta's question. I won't do anything tho, I'm already such an angel for my poor masta.

It's not nice to ask a lady's age Masta! This is why masta doesn't have a mate.

Masta juicy meat is my property after all~

Well, it's not wonderful nor interesting for me Masta. I'm not a kid. Uhn.

*nods* if that's the case. *give a taser gun* but, just in case the slime decided to transform into a wolf. Masta maso enjoyment can only come from me after all. Uhn.

Um..no. It's boring and I don't like boring.

*shakes head* This is why Masta can't understand a question as pie as that.

Sheep? Don't trust sheep masta! It could be a big bad wolf!

It's easy as pie, masta. You just need to find the Angel! Though I don't recall an Angel name theta...but masta can just read the Bible! *nods satisfied*

*nods* I will be the best moma.

Uhn. I will give you food you need masta! But no candy. Candy is mine.

*nods* Hidromidianmics. Uhn. It's piece of cake! Um.. No.. It's whole of cake! And I like cake.

Uhn. *drooling* grow up fast masta! Be a big fat bunny!

Done. You can ask the great me masta!

Wait, masta. I need to go somewhere first! Really important.

A bunny! I like bunnies! It's tender and soft juicy meat. Uhn...I think I can fulfill masta masochist! *fantasizing about bunny meats*

H-hider-odinamyks?

*nods* Even if you won't be able to. Uhn. ...but... Why are you an egg now masta? Are you finally evolving into a blob? *tilts head*