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  1. MatchaChocolate69

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    NOTE: I'm sorry, I'm completely in role-playing mode; the chocolate must have gone to my head. Ah, Reina, your wishes bring a sinister smile to my face. The happiest of birthdays, you say? Happiness is but a fleeting distraction for the likes of Lord Matcha, yet coming from you, I'll allow this...
  2. MatchaChocolate69

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    *tries at all costs to hide the fact that he is moved* ... Damn, s-something must have gone in my beautiful eyes! Oh, Seymour, you dare to present such a... quaint affair as a celebration worthy of Lord Matcha? Time travel mishaps, cake baking debacles, and a venue that screams anything but...
  3. MatchaChocolate69

    When you are the law, whoever opposes you is a criminal. It's that simple.

    When you are the law, whoever opposes you is a criminal. It's that simple.
  4. MatchaChocolate69

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Na zdorovje, comrade! ? Chocolate and booze, what more could I ask for? A true friend? I think I already have one.
  5. MatchaChocolate69

    He only killed criminals and those who opposed him.

    He only killed criminals and those who opposed him.
  6. MatchaChocolate69

    Light was right. Change my mind.

    Light was right. Change my mind.
  7. MatchaChocolate69

    How Often Do You Eat Vegetables & What's Your Favourite?

    I love vegetables and try to eat them every day. I like almost all of them, except maybe for beets. My favorite vegetables are zucchinis, red bell peppers, carrots, tomatoes. I'm also crazy about legumes. And, of course, potatoes to my heart's content.
  8. MatchaChocolate69

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    WOOOAHHH! Ahem... Ah, Corty, my dear, you've truly caught me off guard with such a sweet gesture! I must say, I didn't expect the day to come when the mighty Corty would grace me with such a delightful offering. Is this perhaps a secret admission of your undying affection for me? Fear not, for...
  9. MatchaChocolate69

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    SEYMOURRRR!!! :mad_s: FINALLY! Seymour, you finally wake up! For Evil Sake! I've shouted your name more times than @Corty has rejected my advances. Imagine the scene: I, the magnificent MATCHA, forced to summon the assistance of one of my underlings. And do you know why? Because today is no...
  10. MatchaChocolate69

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Indeed, if one thinks about it, it's problematic. It can be embarrassing if it's among friends, moreover. Obviously, I was thinking of the best scenario, that is, a couple's date, but it's not always the case. I am guilty, Your Honor! ? I appeal to your mercy! ?‍♂️
  11. MatchaChocolate69

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Very convenient, with just one dinner they cover both birthday and Valentine's Day. Sad if you're single, though. Ehm... :sweating_profusely: *hugs back* :blob_hug:
  12. MatchaChocolate69

    Goodbye perfect figure! But Valentine's Day is almost here, I'd say we can make an exception to...

    Goodbye perfect figure! But Valentine's Day is almost here, I'd say we can make an exception to the rule! Thank you!
  13. MatchaChocolate69

    Just singing a song. I particularly like the lyrics.

    Just singing a song. I particularly like the lyrics.
  14. MatchaChocolate69

    Was sleeping in a bed full of lies And now that I'm older, I can see why You made me feel high...

    Was sleeping in a bed full of lies And now that I'm older, I can see why You made me feel high 'Cause you had me so low You owe me some time 'Cause you stunted my growth I only wanted you 'cause I couldn't have you Now that I know That wasn't love, that was just hope
  15. MatchaChocolate69

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Tomorrow, which is the 14th, is Matcha's birthday, and the big reveal of his fate is on the horizon. Will his Seymour awaken from its slumber? Is love in the air? Are we gearing up for a happy ending? Stay tuned for the next episode. How do we always end up talking about that...
  16. MatchaChocolate69

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    I'm a third-rate villain, and I don't have a pure heart. But let's give it a try.
  17. MatchaChocolate69

    Funny thing about analogies... I love you guys

    :blob_aww::blob_aww:?? Just wow. But Sailus wins.
  18. MatchaChocolate69

    How to get more readers

    You're venturing into very thorny territory, my friend. Be careful.
  19. MatchaChocolate69

    How to get more readers

    Great! You've even solved the problem of synchronizing abilities. Maybe we can throw in some MCU if we're in the mood. Yes, definitely "slapping young masters" and "capture any breedable chicks in existence" as the system's primary goals. I'd say we're there.
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