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did so much cleaning and tidying and now puppy REFUSES to get in my lap as a gift and reward for my hard work. Imma kidnap the fool

hate it when I'm phlegm-y cus then I got some mini apothecary in my brain muttering about the four humors whilst I hunt down actual medicine for my medical issue

I was trying to clean up after starting a load of laundry but the dog was practically stalking me. Sat down to focus on something and the fuzzy harlot immediately claimed my lap

saw a video where a bear grabbed a salmon out of a river and started eating and was overwhelmed with envy

had a dream where I gained the power to shapeshift and the first thing I did was join a dog fighting ring

at most my fixing would be more of a personal domestication where they don't mess up my space but still are committing mayhem elsewhere cus I think it's funny

dog invaded my lap while I was trying to put my laptop in said lap and guess which one won

forgot my hair was down when I went outside whilst it was fucken wimdy and came back inside looking like somebody threw a furby into a turbine

dog in lap, laptop is 5 feet away and my mouse can't enter a message on discord

alrighty plugged the holes that I Very Poorly drilled, then I'll drill new and less terrible holes. Hopefully.

didn't find *my* woodglue but I found some wood glue. plus wine and candy

where da hell is my wood glue

I do be missing the obvious sometimes

lotioned my hands cus of the dry weather and dog immediately hopped in lap to try and lick off my damnable lotion

the morning has been...less than desirable. Milk exploded on me out in public and soaked my new jeans and dad texted the group chat yelling about my wheelbarrow in the garage he never goes in

my lap is dual-wielding both dog n laptop. fear me