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I second the egg love (2 eggs for me). and, The Book of Enoch.

you in 40 years

Not to bring you down or anything but if everybody's fucking their bro, where are the children eventually going to come from to adopt.....

5/10. Mouse isn't ergonomic and the orange should be pink. Also I like a larger screen. On the plus side, can tilt screen and it looks very portable.

I have three pets that hate cats so fuck you all keep your horrible furball-hacking flea-carriers out

Draw a map, figure out what the terrain is, and decide who lives there. One character is all it takes for an entire culture to snowball out of your brain. Figure out basic resources, climate and if they are the dominant or main culture in that land and who lives nearby - and also, if that was...

that actually does work, I do it. Dumpster stories do sometimes become the main thing though, be warned :LOL:

I'm going with ninja thanks to the Tales of the Otori which I'm reading now. Pirates are just stinky thugs in someone else's gold.

I see so much impatience and inattention on roads. I don't drive, I cycle, half my attention has to be on the pavements to watch for sleep-walkers stepping out in front of me. Naturally they get an earful when they do. I've screamed at cyclists running red lights too, honestly if I could get a...

Knickerbockers and bloomers. I mean...yeah.

You can read all the articles you want about how you 'should' write, and then when you stop writing and start reading, you learn that nobody who's published bothers with such silly rules, that they are there to hold you back, and you can write your story how you damn well please, as long as it...

and you can't count

AYE - the TV show is a crock o shite. The books though, much better. But there's a tonne of braid-chewing by one character, it's a bit of a running joke

the entire Nightfall in Middle Earth album by Blind Guardian. And most of Svartsot's output. Too many others to mention

Have you not read the Wheel of Time....

So, the Bible cross with LOTR

how does that help if other novels have the same tags though. Also if it isn't on here but on amazon itself already, I wonder how amazon check

How do you even find out, if its under a different title and author?

'Her eyes were scary. Tom went and hid under the bed, but her eyes burned through the mattress and into his lizard skin, piercing his bones. He got the mirror and angled it. After some excruciating bone-piercing and slightly leaky moments, she died, her own lasers backfiring into her brain. The...

This is the reason I keep all versions of stories somewhere. That way there's a clear audit trail that it's mine. Related: if you're published on Kindle, you can also 'claim' your audiobook from ACX. Even if you don't intend to produce an audiobook, if you claim it, no-one else can. I recommend...