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    oh, I've heard of this guy before! he is a good friend to a Roman soldier i know. i think his...

    oh, I've heard of this guy before! he is a good friend to a Roman soldier i know. i think his name was Biggus something...
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    No videos but in the tuition centre I work at you can hear them taking smack about religion or...

    No videos but in the tuition centre I work at you can hear them taking smack about religion or school like "Christians are just bad people trying to justify their actions" or "maths is an outdated subject introduced in old times for illiterate people" and just nodding each other's heads They're...
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    Somehow the internet has conditioned the younger generation that when they say something...

    Somehow the internet has conditioned the younger generation that when they say something completely wrong but do in an apathetic, ironic way, they're entitled against criticism because lol. If this stays on twitter I don't care but then they start speaking like this in real life and I can't wait...
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    My problem with creative writing classes is that beginners see frameworks as gospel instead of...

    My problem with creative writing classes is that beginners see frameworks as gospel instead of understanding their purpose and criticize others if they don't follow it to the exact word. It's like someone chastising an F1 car because it lacks the modern safety features of a sedan instead of...
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    Tips? Tricks? Secret rituals that you use to motivate you when you are writing?

    one day you're gonna get mistaken as a schizophrenic wendigo and get blasted with a Winchester
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    Looking for Artist Looking for ways to improve this book cover

    Step one would be to actually save up and commission an artist to do a cover for you that's because it literally is
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    How do you write a believable ending?

    Most of SHF's jokes are like Icarus; they flew too close to the sun and aren't funny enough to justify the quantity. However, this Frankenstein is of my creation (i swear to god if someone brings up how it's fRaNkiE's MonSTeR); it's only fair that I be a responsible father and perform the...
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    Current state of Author General

    First, they came for the How to Make a Believable threads, And I did not speak out, For I did not find them funny, Then they came for the Carefully jokes, And I did not speak out, For I did not find them funny, Then they came for the Writing Prompts, And there was no one left to speak for...
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    How do you write?

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    "How do you write a believable male protagonist?"

    "*grunt grumble roar mumble grunt gargle groan*" ("I'm feeling bacon for breakfast, don't you think?")
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    "How do you write a believable male protagonist?"

    gay protagonists unironically the manliest characters to exist tho. imagine a father raising his son to be the head of a family, to spread his genes, and propagate his bloodline, only to come home one day in the arms of a man named Davidus and learn that he takes nightly buckets of semen in his...
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    Looking for Things to Review

    i can't believe i can actually hear Stephen speak without guessing his words from a transcript. he actually no joke on god fr brought a microphone
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    "How do you write a believable male protagonist?"

    im sorry, i don't care about the forum rules. i just get warnings and not do that shit next time round.
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    "How do you write a believable male protagonist?"

    I've decided that there's been one too many "how 2 write wuhmen" threads on this forum and now I want to see what kinda answers you lads would give if the script was flipped. Talk to me like I'm Stacy Age 16 trying to write her first isekai, but I'm holed up in my room 24/7 and think guys can't...
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    What songs are you listening to?

    i'm regressing to my childhood once more
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    NaNoWriMo's a'Coming

    >needing a reason to write 50k words a month fuck that bitch made pussy shit NaNoWhoGivesTwoFucks challenge. i can set myself a goal, endlessly procrastinate, and fail to achieve my objective at ANY damn time i please
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    If you really think it's useless you would've stopped at around page 3 of the thread, but...

    If you really think it's useless you would've stopped at around page 3 of the thread, but pulling the plug after going this far seems like a waste at this point.
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    Thoughts on Mashle: Magic and Muscles

    I haven't read it but I presume it's the gym rat's ultimate fantasy of punching dumb nerds with their glowy twigs and telling them to "lift brah".
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    Well, you do make it explicitly clear that your opinions are more personal than professional.

    Well, you do make it explicitly clear that your opinions are more personal than professional.
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