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it was hard to take off full plate armor, so it was quite common for knights to defecate themselves in the middle of combat.

Buddy, i've long thought of you as my spirit animal. This just confirmed it.

@Tony Look, all im saying is im too much of a lazy cunt to upload or reupload chapters one by one, and im sure other people are too. Inkitt lets me just upload a full manuscript and separate chapters on the fly. Has Scribble-Chad not reached the same heights? Have we not earned the right to...

huh, thats true i guess. When it comes to writing, at least, i've always just learned things by reading others. It always came easy to extrapolate the how and why just by seeing it and i do suppose i've come to just suggest to others to do the same. Any time threads came up asking "how do i...

Just tell 'em to watch some good ol' Scary Movie, mate. Learn by example and all that.

oh shit no wonder. Great song, great anime. BITCH ASS ending tho

why does this sound so....familiar? the fuck do i know this from...

As the title says, what song screams "omg he's just like me fr!" to you? What song plays in everyone's head when you enter a room? Here's mine:

"STOP STARTING SO MANY FUCKING NOVELS BECAUSE YOU READ STORIES WITH AN INTERESTING PREMISE AND SHIT EXECUTION AND KNEW YOU COULD DO BETTER AND WERE BORED ANYWAY." My god this would have save me so much damn trouble.

lol get fucked nerd. Use a writing tool with autosave like the cool kids do. Learned that the hard way

no, i have, i've just never been caught. Once, i did it in class while i was in a corner seat. But im not quite so crazy enough to do it in a location between to of the most populated areas of the school with various window that can see me due to a heightened elevation. I was a pretty well liked...

i used to read smut in school all the time. If the cover was too racy, i might be a bit more careful with not leting it be shown. Like, i'd take it out of my bag with my fingers covering the image. But after a while i stopped caring. Would read some of the steamiest stories in English and Math...

no, im pretty amazing at writing, im just a lazy piece of shit and cant balance that with times im actually busy. Also, nut up or shut up, m'boy. The fuck is the point of living, even? But not everyone is out there killing themselves. They find shit to do. Writing is the same. You either do it...

Olive oil. Its good for salads and lube.

sorry about that mate. You've my condolences. But you should know by now that's not a deal breaker for me

a person willing to do the work others turn their heads from. Like me, when i fuck your mom

i've been saying that shit for years already. Make the characters, have a scenario, wing it. The only thing you need is to keep proper notes to remember all the shit you came up with would you do it for me? :blob_aww:

It most certainly does have a waifu.

im the mushroom, obviously

jelly is too sweet, it needs a 2PB to 1J ratio or else it just tastes like sugar. Anyone who says different, your mom's a hoe tf fuck is milk cream though? like, whipped cream? sweetened condensed milk? And jam is already sweet, why make it sweeter anyway? lemme see your teeth, buddy.