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Before ScribbleHub, I used / used to use FanFiction, FictionPress, Wattpad, Quotev, and RoyalRoad. Back in the day (2011-2014) Wattpad was a lively place; it's still active but not really a place where you can interact much with other writers (let alone readers), since Wattpad doesn't host...

Aging Dear Lady, how you see me now And ponder at my weary brow With eyes that well upon my sight! For when you look into my eyes, You see in me the slow demise That fades with sunset's fading light; But pray, do not go weeping for The beauties of this metaphor— The brilliant colors of the...

Oh, man, can't believe that guy slipped my mind. He was one of the few authors that encouraged the use of his Cthulu universe back in the good-old pulp-fiction days, and he even took the idea of the Yellow King from Robert W. Chambers' The King in Yellow short story collection and made it his own.

Crossovers tend to be done with a light touch, usually in an easter-egg fashion, like the way Brandon Sanderson does it with the character Hold in many of his Cosmere novels and the way Stephen King does it a few times in his Dark Tower-related novels like Insomnia and 'Salem's Lot...

Yep!

Mayyyyyyyyyyybe, but I'm exercising restraint. Stabbing in moderation is a must.

Interesting.

Okie-dokie! *suplexes person onto a gurney headed to the ER* There!

It's in the letters, bro. The word, 'bottle,' has an 'o' in it that looks like the 'o' in 'butthole' and even looks like a butthole. The letters 'bott' and 'butt' are similar, in which I stabbed the 'o' and created a 'u,' thereby stabbing a 'butt' into a 'bottle.' Does that make sense?

Yes. Hence, the idiom: ". . . tear you a new asshole."

*butt-stabs bottle into pieces* See what I mean? Just a reflex.

My stabs aren't really personal in the sense that there's any ulterior motives behind them. They're just a reflex.

Then try not to be a moron.

*butt-stabs with knife* The picture made me do it, okay? It's not because you're a moron like that one guy that blocked me on the sidelines earlier. I just felt stabby. No hard feelings.

*butt-stabs you with knife* It's been a week, and you were blocking me in the sidelines like a moron, so there!

You're welcome!

That is amazing! You've tapped into a magic well, so keep it up!

WHAT???? Holy . . . RIP, Liam Payne.

Twix, Kit-Kats, Snickers, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, Butterfingers, 100 Grands, 3 Musketeers, Almond Joys, Crunch bars, Paydays, Hershey's, Mr. Goodbars, Milky Ways, etc. I love chocolate. I also like Tootsie Rolls, SweetTarts, Candy Corns, Air Heads, Nerds, Dots, etc. I love all of them, but...