For my next big writing project, I shall write a 2k page gospel for a cult. It shall contain rules for living a kind and emotionally stable life as well as how to make wine and mead with THC oil. One may achieve spiritual enlightenment through kindness, prayer, and weed. All will be welcomed.
I learned to open cans with a pocket knife as a kid, takes me 30 secs. Still, its best to have a Bowie Knife to open cans. Its outrageous, its overkill, it makes for great photos, and its fun to stare at neighbors while you have a massive knife in your hand, jabbing at a can.