I can see grass again... I have the urge to eat it... no no no this duck form...it has gone too far...
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This stupid thing slaps... its reference to a mech in the Battletech/Mechwarrior games
Quack.
My Hero!
Who are you?!
I have decided to battle the increasing number of ducks on SHF, I too needed to embrace the power of the Duck, combined with Gamma radiation.
Beware Ducks, you have made me angry, and you didn't want to see me angry!
DEN is back on trending again
Will you step on me?
For the love of all things... don't get old kids, it is a trap.
Shoveled part of my driveway 2 days ago... my back is still on fire lol
So I just woke up from a nap and had a lucid dream, where I owned a company that made canvas canopies and how-to videos for DIY canopies for your yard.
The last part of the dream was making an apology video because I used Turkish canvas instead of fabric from the textile plant down the road, which didn't even have a similar product at that location.
It left me in a weird mood.
One day at university, during a chemistry exam, I had to write a 1000-word essay on acid.
Unfortunately, my pen turned into a Gorilla and the floor melted.
Someday I will see to it that you will add an L after the first two letters of your name.
me whenever I see you:
d
lol
The letter 'd' is just the letter 'a' but hard, and now you can't unsee it.
Does anyone else get a little annoyed with the notification bell's shape on SH's main page vs the create page? It is only a tiny difference, but it jars me every time I change pages
Just a little life advice from the mid 2000s
Invest in real estate, there's no such thing as a permanent record, always eat breakfast, all the girls on the internet are actually dudes, and you should never, ever buy the extended warranty on anything. Ever. Oh also, chicks like it when you tell them you're pretty, but they also like it when you're kind of a dick to 'em. So mix it up a little.
IYKYK
Pizza crust dipped in salsa was way better than expected.
LOL almost 100k views
Hey, if my response still doesn't make sense, lemme know, okay?
Ahh what a great evening!
Just spent the last couple of hours shouting at random couples going in and out of restaurants, "Hey! Apparently, it DIDN'T take that long for you to get over me, did it!?!"
And when the woman denies knowing me, I just shush her with a "No, Sweetheart. I was speaking to him." -
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