JayMark

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  Prince_Azmiran_Myrian

• Mar 5, 2026

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  Doctah_Quack

• Mar 4, 2026

First it was the flower, then the abominable woman, then the bull. What's next? The cape, the gown, the legs or the blank background?

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  JayMark

• Mar 4, 2026

Moo Principle # 501 - I'm goofing around too much on forums. I'm gonna go goof around writing and try to step back a bit unless its important, like winning in the last to comment thread or posting arts.

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  JayMark

• Mar 4, 2026

Moo Principle # 500 - Oat milk has too many calories; it makes sense for bodybuilders and athletes trying to bulk up, but anyone who isn't constantly working out should probably stay away from it. Cow milk OP!

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  CinnaSloth

• Mar 3, 2026

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  JayMark

• Mar 3, 2026

Mpp Principle # 500 ? The 500th Moo Principle should be very special. Please give me suggestions. I might edit it to the best or most reacted suggestion

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  JayMark

• Mar 2, 2026

Moo Principle # 499 - How does a question mark know it's pregnant? It misses a period.

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  JayMark

• Mar 2, 2026

Moo Principle # 498 - If you ask a question. It makes a question mark stop and it becomes pregnant. This is known as the pregnant pause.

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  JayMark

• Mar 2, 2026

Moo Principle # 497 - This is bad. I'm getting confused. I'm starting to think I'm Pangmida.

Time to draw everyone pregnant!

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  JayMark

• Mar 2, 2026

Moo Principle # 496 - I ate duck meat today and it was delicious! This is me Umaiiiiii Oishiiiiiiiii face!

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• Deleted member 44974

• Mar 2, 2026

I am confused by ur pfp

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  JayMark

• Mar 1, 2026

Moo Principle # 495 - There is no rule 34 of me because of how wholesome I am.

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  pangmida

• Mar 1, 2026

What a beautiful coffin. If I die inside you would I be resurrected as a vampire princess?

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  SRB

• Feb 28, 2026

Now you look like you're made out of chocolate.

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  Anemic_Vampire

• Feb 28, 2026

What a nice looking chair. Would be a real shame if someone stole it and messed with it to make a cozy towel rake.

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  pangmida

• Feb 27, 2026

Are you an aquarium? Because… because I want to sit on you. Uh… what was the line again?

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  JayMark

• Feb 27, 2026

Moo Principle # 494 - Yes.

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  JayMark

• Feb 27, 2026

Moo Principle # 493 - Leto Anonmited II, God Emperor of Scribble Dune may only live for 2 to 7 years, but he will always be your son.

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  JayMark

• Feb 27, 2026

Moo Principle # 492 - List making isn't a style.

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  sleepandeatallday

• Feb 27, 2026

*stabs* I can finally stab you since you're no longer in cow form!