Pizza crust dipped in salsa was way better than expected.
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LOL almost 100k views
Hey, if my response still doesn't make sense, lemme know, okay?
Ahh what a great evening!
Just spent the last couple of hours shouting at random couples going in and out of restaurants, "Hey! Apparently, it DIDN'T take that long for you to get over me, did it!?!"
And when the woman denies knowing me, I just shush her with a "No, Sweetheart. I was speaking to him."
Man today sucked...
I accidentally dropped my ADHD meds into the gas tank of my Ford Fiesta
Now I have a Ford Focus
sooo
If an American Smiles
Do Europeans Skilometers?
#Showerthoughts
Stareee…
Have you ever re-read your own writing and go damn, I can't believe I'm the one who wrote this?
Im bloody well getting invested in my own story from a reader's perspective, wondering what is coming next... /facepalm
Holy crap... I just wrote for 13 hours straight to drop a 4700 word end of arc chapter
I need a drink
I just wrote something that is making me cry... my poor readers
This is crazy, DEN is on the front page of SH's trending today.
Le gasp...! He's back!
it took nearly 6 months...I just realized the forum had a dark mode as well...
What is all this white crap outside my house this morning! It is Unacceptable!
We need more global warming to prevent future disasters like this one. Quickly Everyone! Go for a leisuraly drive today and empty out your gas tank! That will show'em!
Freezing is coming out from my root canal... gawd my jaw hurts LMAO
I just spent WAY TOO LONG to figure out the name 'Rube Goldberg Machine' ...now I'm overthinking it and not sure to add it or not in my work.
LOL so glad that Drs appointment became a telephone call... saved me an hour and a half of driving for a 10 minute conversation.
BREAKING NEWS!!!
A study shows that 95% of high school graduates don't know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow -
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