JayMark

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  JayMark

• Nov 2, 2025

Moo Principle #244 - I've banished you all to ... .... ... ... ... .. ... .... .... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ....
... .... ..... .... ... ..... ..... .. .. . . ..
THE SHADOW REALM!


*I've finally discovered dark mode.

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  Tsuru

• Nov 1, 2025

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  Alski

• Nov 1, 2025

LIZZARD LIZZARD LIZZARD

LIZZARD LIZZARD LIZZARD

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  JayMark

• Oct 31, 2025

Moo Principle #243 - I want to be bonked. I want to be bonked hard. There is nothing like being bonked. I will search the world over for the one whose bonks drive me bonkers.

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  JayMark

• Oct 29, 2025

One Moo Story Idea #4 - Dough Note: The story of a boy named Light Abura who was picked on for being fat. He finds a notebook that alows him to write names. Any person whose name is written in the Dough Note will become morbidly obese.

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  JayMark

• Oct 29, 2025

Moo Principle # 242 - If a prospective partner strips, has you measure them, buys you clothes, introduces you to all their friends and you are still trying to figure out if they like you, you are actually trying to find out if you like them.

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  Tsuru

• Oct 28, 2025

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  Tsuru

• Oct 28, 2025

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  JayMark

• Oct 28, 2025

Moo Principle #241 - I am Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie. The first part of the name can be spelled Moggdel, MoggDell, Mogdel, Mog-Del, Mogg-dell, Mog-del, or or Mogdell. All are correct. All are wrong. Excluding the 'Beef Ear Pie' both offends and gratifies my temperaturemint. Thank you for your attention in this mooooooooooooooooter.

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  JayMark

• Oct 27, 2025

Moo Principle # 240 - I haven't been concentrating hard enough on the right things.

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  NotaNuffian

• Oct 25, 2025

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  JayMark

• Oct 24, 2025

One Moo Story Idea # 3 - Actually that isn't a trash idea so I'm going to keep it to myself.

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  JayMark

• Oct 24, 2025

Moo Principle #239 - I'm devoting this full weekend to writing. It'll be the last full weekend I have for a while.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 23, 2025

Yeem Principal #238 - Get your butt back to class before I give you detention!

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  JayMark

• Oct 23, 2025

Moo Principle # 237 - This place is a mess again. I try my damn best here to be a parent and you all are not making it easy on me.
Don't you walk away. You don't think I saw that? Of all places you could have played with ball, you played with your father's urn. After I just gave you a cookie!

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  Hoshino

• Oct 23, 2025

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  Corty

• Oct 22, 2025

Unfollowed. I can't handle betrayal like this.

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  RepresentingWrath

• Oct 22, 2025

You've shrimped. ??

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  JayMark

• Oct 22, 2025

Moo Principle #236 - I'm feeling snarky today. Quite snarky. I'm a snarky pickle bull.

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  JayMark

• Oct 21, 2025

Moo Principle #235 - Why did the shapeshifting bull turn itself into a pickle? Because I can..