dinner (not made by me today) somehow tastes more depressing than yesterday's Loaf Of Sourdough
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surely getting two fewer hours of sleep will only be a boon to my productivity and mood today :))))
(I am clearly lying)
my alarm went off but too bad for my phone I've been awake this whole time you technological motherfucker
haven't a clue why my body woke me up at 4:30 am, not enjoying being awake, wish I was asleep but on the bright side I've already brushed my teeth (to get rid of my sleep breath)
"No one cared who I was… until I put on the mask."
―DoughDoberman, Secret Identity of HelloHound
I have eaten all but one piece of the sourdough bread loaf
made a soup so I could justify eating a loaf of sourdough bread tonight, accidentally fucked up the soup so now I'm only eating the sourdough bread tonight
pros of chapstick everywhere: soft lips, never chapped
cons: run out of chapstick so fast
remember, if you don't ever wanna get exposed for your various lies, don't make various lies
tragic: both you and an acquaintance really enjoyed the same movie but the acquaintance is loudly enjoying the character and ship you dgaf about
it's fun when you can describe someone as a critter
bark bark bark arf bark bark bark bark ruff bark arf bark awooo
waugh
don'tcha hate it when you accidentally use the wrong word for something
sugar cones taste better but waffle cones have better mouthfeel
was testing the new meat thermometer in my hand (I was holding it) and apparently my hand is one degree warmer than the average temperature so if anyone wants to hold hands
I will probably bite you first
I do enjoy this translation group, I just wish they would update the stories that they already have started, not start 1000000 new ones
alrighty I think I've got most everything on Fido now
finally got around to moving my stuff from google drive to a USB and boy howdy I got a lot of crap to transfer. Bluh -
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