It's come to my attention that I come across as older than I am.... this is unfortunately my fault
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Yo smut writers. There is an actual term for a 3 way between you a, a woman, and her mom. It's called a devil's threesome. Don't ask how I know, I will NOT explain.
I'm realizing more and more why I hate social media. No, I don't wanna follow you, I'm not doing X or Bluesky. I'm in my early 30s, I'm trying to live, love and play games.
I'm not saying a virgin can't write smut. I'm saying they can't write good smut.
Wanna be clear. If I were the Shield hero, I'd have executed Myne
Wake up. Feel off. Take temp, 102. Pop two ibuprofen, sleep. Boss calls, first thing he asks "how high is temp." Realize I'm the reliable employee who only takes days off when sick.
If you ever feel stupid. Rejoice, it means you're smart enough to recognize your stupidity.
I like the op Mc that isn't actually op naturally, they just train insanely hard when no one is watching
As a fun exercise I like to write plot treatments. Now unfortunately I have exactly 300 of them. Help
Kind of have a desire to write a survival, crafting story. But I have so many plots I'm already working on
I crop dusted a cop today outside of Taco Bell. Why this fool then buy a Number 2?
Strangely people find it hard to believe I'm mean. Then they actually get to know me
Do you ever feel like you're not enough? Try getting obese! With Obesity you're more than enough, no seriously, it's to much.
Asked chatgpt about kinks and got this banger of a line, check it out
the Honorable Kink Knight who fears no judgment
My back hurts. I don't know why, I literally woke up that way. It's above my kidney, but it's not the kidney. Urg it fucking hurts like shit.
Hey writers... could you properly tag your work. I hate getting into a story and growing to like the characters only to suddenly have to ask, why you fucking your mom.
I wanna read an isekai, where a guy gets the smutty abilities, but is monogamous, and uses them only to embarass and irritate everyone else, but is only banging his wife.
Sooo... you guys fall In to trends so fast you give brainrotted tiktokers whiplash.
The new president of Syria, an ISIS leader, told the orthodox Archbishop of Aleppo quote "I'll have your head." To which he responded "Come and Take it."
And just like that Texas converted to Orthodoxy
niggardly
/nĭg′ərd-lē/
In the manner of a niggard; sparingly; parsimoniously.
Like a niggard; sordidly parsimonious or sparing; close-fisted; stingy: as, a niggardly person.
Characteristic of a niggard; meanly parsimonious; scanty: as, niggardly entertainment; niggardly thrift.
Synonyms Parsimonious, Stingy, etc.(see penurious), illiberal, close-fisted, saving, chary.
It comes from the Norse nikkr=miserly -
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