Woolen_Monkey

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Jan 28, 2025

I was being a speed racist on the one of those wheeled stools just going around cleaning. My sister walks in and I was saying speed racist as I headed too here. All of the sudden I'm in the ground because she stopped the stool... But not me. I didn't even get to the punch line. ???

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Jan 26, 2025

Thosugh this isn't the first time monkey confuses pm and am so he goes through his morning routine and getss ready for work only to find out his eyes betrayed him. At least this time I didn't actually go to work. ???

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Jan 25, 2025

How's it going guys? Any exciting news?

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  Tsuru

• Jan 24, 2025

https://www.reddit.com/r/Asmongold/comments/1i87csu

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Jan 21, 2025

Funny mode (Woolen Exclusive) - Rapid funny moments for up to 15 min.

Apparently my sister always records around me because of it. Honestly the amount of stuff she has of me on her phone is frightening. That's blackmail all the way back from when I was 9.

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Jan 18, 2025

The worse part of inspecting is just tracking them down. ? The beds are easy but why are the residents suddenly so excited to move the wheelchairs everywhere but where I am. ?

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Jan 16, 2025

Just gotta home currently 10... Imma stay awake.

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Jan 14, 2025

Hop-Drop​

A bunny died today
A pike through its ass and out its snout
Bleed dried for the men's feast
Yolk cracked while it was beat
Easter will never be the same

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Jan 13, 2025

How is everyone?

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• Deleted member 84247

• Jan 13, 2025

Your name change forces me to ask. Are you in your chuuni stage, monkey? It's alright. I been there before. Many centuries ago.

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Jan 12, 2025

Parasocial relationships are dangerous isn't that right mother @RepresentingEnvy

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Jan 10, 2025

Ask me a question, I'm bored.

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Jan 10, 2025

Shocked myself when replacing the lights. I can almost still feel it just sitting on my spine.

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Jan 10, 2025

Why is it so cold!!! ? On the day I have to move stuff from and to the shed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  RedMuffin

• Jan 9, 2025

When did you change your name...?

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Jan 9, 2025

Fantasy Hero​

For Treasure For Glory
Dragons, another step in my journey
Living peacefully in their caves
So I fabricated their story
Villain of the people
Slaughter of herd
Harbinger of suffering
With I as the hero of the people

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Jan 9, 2025

Sleepyhead

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Dec 31, 2024

Why do I leave my feet off the bed when watching a scary movie ... Now I am extremely conscious of everything.

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Dec 28, 2024

I am evolving! -
Woolen_Bat_Monkey
12-26-2024
1:37

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Dec 27, 2024

Man I love cheese killing high level monsters that one shot me. ??