JayMark

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  JayMark

• Jan 17, 2025

Moo Principle # 28 - Question marks should not be making statements. They should be asking questions. Anything else is just doing it wrong.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 17, 2025

I can eat you now, because you are made of delicious metals.

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  JayMark

• Jan 17, 2025

Moo Principle # 27 - Try eatin' me now biatch!

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  Hoshino

• Jan 15, 2025

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  JayMark

• Jan 15, 2025

Moo Principle # 26 - Dopplegangers!

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  JayMark

• Jan 14, 2025

Moo Principle # 26 - I'm Mr. Muffins esquire, representing the moo. His cars extended warranty is fine. He has a happy family of 40 wives and 734 well cared for children. He's does not offer bull services. His taxes are paid. His documentation is in order. He does not surf Craig's list. Whoever is sending NSFW pictures of punctuation marks requesting NTR services to his hotmail must cease.

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  JayMark

• Jan 14, 2025

Moo Principle # 25 - Life is neither a sprint or a marathon. It is a stomping ground.

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  JayMark

• Jan 14, 2025

Moo Principle # 24 - A bull knows everything he will ever need to know. A bull will learn nothing. You should just make peace with it. Moo.

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  SRB

• Jan 12, 2025

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  JayMark

• Jan 12, 2025

Moo Principle # 23 - ConMOOcius "Respect mooself and others will respect your moo."

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  RedMuffin

• Jan 12, 2025

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  JayMark

• Jan 12, 2025

Moo Principle # 22 - Anon2025 keeps touching my back with its two dimensional hands.

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  AnonUnlimited

• Jan 12, 2025

Moo Principle # 21 - Cow girls are hot.

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  JayMark

• Jan 12, 2025

Moo Principle # 20 - I haven't given up. As soon as I'm off the phone with eldritch anti-sigil support, I will be back to currently winning. I'm going to currently win so hard it will knock your socks off.

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  JayMark

• Jan 11, 2025

Moo Principle # 19 - Two dimensional beings have blood. Because if they didn't, vampire comics wouldn't make sense.

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  JayMark

• Jan 11, 2025

Moo Principle # 18 - Never let anyone else define what your body parts 'are' or 'are not'.

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  JayMark

• Jan 10, 2025

Moo Principle # 17 - Greenland is not actually green in almost any place. I went there for grass once. Why are humans such habitual liars?

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  JayMark

• Jan 9, 2025

Moo Principle # 16 - I have been banned from The Last to Comment Wins game until further notice. Please bear with me as I work to appeal said ban with the proper eldritch authorities. I'm not sure how long this process will take, as that depends on which sigils were used in the banning process.

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  JayMark

• Jan 8, 2025

Moo Principle # 15 - I am currently winning. I am winning currently. Currently I am winning. Mooooo. I am currently winning. I am currently winning. I am Currently winning. Moo. I am currently winning. I am currently. Winning. Moo. I am currently winning...

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  JayMark

• Jan 8, 2025

Moo Principle # 14 - I have now seen things. I have seen things that can't be unseen. And I am deeply concerned.