SRB

SRB · Apr 24, 2024

Bucket list:
Burn down a government building - ?
Have a kiss in space - ?
Learn how to dodge bullets - ?
Break someone's leg - ?

SRB · Apr 23, 2024

SRB · Apr 23, 2024

Walked 30 km today and the day is still going strong.

Pixytokisaki14 · Apr 23, 2024

It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's a

*Chomp

*

SRB · Apr 22, 2024

How to insult an undead:
"Talk with me after you get a heartbeat."

SRB · Apr 22, 2024

Don’t be shocked by the tone of my voice?
Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice?

SRB · Apr 21, 2024

Bald_Russian_Boi.

SRB · Apr 20, 2024

Getting a haircut tomorrow, tempted to go full bald for no reason.

SRB · Apr 20, 2024

What the fuck is going on with all this poyo stuff?

J_Chemist · Apr 20, 2024

ThrillingHuman · Apr 20, 2024

simple_russian_boy -> srb -> serbia -> erbias -> e!
From henceforth I shall call you e!

SRB · Apr 20, 2024

Forgot my other pair of glasses at work. Fuck.

SRB · Apr 20, 2024

I overslept and now I have to do a shitload of things in only four hours.

h a l p

SRB · Apr 19, 2024

Carrots. ?

Aaqil · Apr 19, 2024

SRB · Apr 18, 2024

I need either a hug or a punch in the jaw. One of the two.

SRB · Apr 18, 2024

I have brought 20 eggs to work.
Used 10 eggs to make a cheese omelette. Another 5 went into muffins.

SRB · Apr 15, 2024

Is there anything better than ice cream at three in the morning?

A healthy sleep schedule.

SRB · Apr 14, 2024

I find myself in possession of 180 eggs. Da fuck should I do with them?

SRB · Apr 13, 2024

After two weeks I can finally go home and sleep in my own bed.

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