You have been warned.
You have been warned.
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You have been warned.
It's easy to forget that this cow is capable of writing in long paragraphs and not just post some random bull doodoo about being pregnant.
Moo Principle #536: Total FAFO. The bull just DOUBLED DOWN on its epic CRASH OUT.
BEWARE OF WILD MAD COW
The cow:
Moo Principle #535 - Ojii love; stories about men over sixty in romantic hot steamy relationships, is a genre that will never become popular no matter how hard we try. Though if both the characters are muscle DILFS, maybe I can be proved wrong.
Moo Principle #534 - Dear question marks pretending to be human. Why are you always interogating everyone? Is it your nature to question reality? Can you not just enjoy life and eat grass? Why did you put a worm in my brain? It really hurt. Why do question marks want to be praised all the time, and then decide they don't want to be praised? Please make up your mind dear question mark pretending to be human.
I can finally look at you and not want to click away.
Moo principle #533 - Dear amazing author, You are the bomb. Your stories changed my life. I laughed, I cried, I jumped for joy. I want to lick you, but not in a gross way. We should meet up for coffee and make-out. Your skin is so smooth and soft. Can I touch your skin? You liked that didn't you? Now get in this pit I dug in my basement, dear amazing author.
Moo Principle #532 - Your story uses words. You know what else uses words? AI USES WORDS! Your story has punctuation, you know what else uses punctuation?
Sometimes I confuse your PFP with a demented cat girl from hell.
Moo Principle # 531 - When I'm outlining and drafting I feel like an author. When I'm editing I feel like a reader who is also polishing the story with allowances to go back into author mode to make adjustments as needed. When I'm proof reading I feel like a picky reader intensely searching for typos and trying to maximize power per word.
Moo Principle # 530 - Hot Moo Take: I would not be surprised if major publishing powers become involved in flooding the indie space with LLM novels in order to kill it.
Moo Principle # 529 - Urinal cakes are not actually cake.
Moo Principle # 528 - I've come down with a bad case of Ugly Cat Girl Flu. I can't shape shift and am stuck in the form of an ugly cat girl.
Moo Principle # 527 - You literally can't make this shit up. You don't hate steak enough.
Moo Principle # 526 - I've been replying to a lot of comments recently by going to youtube and copying the clickbait video title. It's fun. I might try a randomizer.
Moo Principle # 526 - AnonUnlimited should marry a catgirl, but an ugly one. Alski said they exist. -
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